Love, Intimacy and Sex: Jog on

Jog on

By Anonymous - 06/10/2021 10:59

Today, my husband told me that the only reason he took up jogging 4 years ago was because my mother moved in next door to us and he knew it would kill my sex drive. We haven’t had sex in 4 years. FML

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Jogging is dangerous

By jumpedjogger - 14/09/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Let's get it on

By Anonymous - 27/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother-in-law berated me for not being pregnant yet, so I yelled at her that since she guilted us into letting her move into our house, she never goes out, our bedrooms share a wall, and she has the hearing of a bat, none of which helps me or my husband have any sexy time. It’s been 4 months FML

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Not in the mood

By Sad lady - 29/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with someone else, all because we haven’t had sex in a long time. He says, “Jerking off is too much work” and “I signed up to marry a human with a sex drive, not an emotionless robot.” He left out the fact that I’m grieving my mother’s death. Thanks for the support, Honey. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML

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By Christina - 29/06/2012 05:31 - United States - Aurora

Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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Time flies

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 22:00

Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 6 October 2021 14:31

Back in my day, "jogging" meant running at a slow pace for exercise. Seems to have a new meaning these days. Looks like it means ritual masturbation or wandering the neighborhood trolling for horny housewives.

sherri_baby88 36

Thursday 7 October 2021 12:46

The wife lost her sex drive because the mother moved in next door. Not the husband's fault. He's jogging to rid himself of pent up frustration.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Wednesday 6 October 2021 11:36

I think you need to be concerned about where he jogs to. The jogging isn’t the only exercise he’s engaging in.

Dirtysalamander1 13

Wednesday 6 October 2021 13:48

look a partner somewhere else or talk to him. no solution then open relationship or find

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 6 October 2021 14:31

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 6 October 2021 23:20

Seems like a flimsy excuse to not have sex with you. Having someone move next door would have 0% impact on that aspect of my relationships.

nitsud82 14

Thursday 7 October 2021 4:51

what? why would him jogging kill your sex drive? why would your mother moving in next door make your husband want to kill your sex drive?? I can understand him being upset at her moving so close. that def can be seen as overstepping and boundary stomping. but why stop having sex over it?