Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my fiancé actually threatened to leave me if I didn't find a "real" wedding dress. I love the one I picked out, it fits me perfectly, and was well below my budget. He's upset because it's technically a bridesmaid dress. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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dsegui4 0
that sux did u at least explain it to her????
buzzy452 0
"you deserved it" for getting engaged to her without realizing she was neurotic! You're better off without her, trust me.
loto_fml 3
Chocolate cake for a wedding? Tacky. FYL indeed.
dg72592_fml 0
what a crazy bitchhh... like i seriously don't understand why a lot of women get so worked up over weddings/prom/etc and having everything be just so, like I seriously couldn't give less of a ****. do they have nothing better to do their entire lives than plan their dream wedding and freak out if it isn't just the way they want it?
amiemariej 0
you're not engaged are you
ecfrost 4
oh where would we be without Disney princesses? Oh right, females might have a more realistic outlook on things like marriage...oivai.
texas_justice 0
...if you cannot already see the silver lining in this cloud, I don't know if i can help you see it. she just gave you a great demonstration of the hell your life could be, if you marry her. buy her the cake. have it decorated with the message "Go **** Yourself!" send it to her house. thank providence that she can torture some other poor bastard and you are free. no kidding... run for your life.
OSM 0
That sucks man, I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
perdix 31
You are childish and cheap if you think you matter on your wedding day. It's about the bride and the groom is just an afterthought. Didja ever notice that the bride wears a beautiful, unique dress while all the bridemaids wear an ugly uniform, but the groom and the groomsmen all dress alike? That's so in case you don't show up, she'll just marry the next guy in line. You should have gotten her the cake she wants and then had a personal Twinkie at the cake-cutting.
DeathShad0 1
Lol perdix. If that's not sarcasm, I don't know what to think. But since it's you, it's most likely sarcasm.
perdix 31
It's sarcasm only by degree. While the groom is not totally insignificant in a wedding, he is certainly not equal to the bride on that day. Keep that in mind if you ever get married.
b1a2n3a4n5a6s 0
We decided we're just going to have a bunch of cakes, all different flavors. A couple will be gluten free since every female on his mother's side is allergic to wheat. That way everyone can have whatever damn flavor they want, and we don't pay $200 for a cake.
amiemariej 0
grooms cake is seperate from the bride's. the bride's cake is "the wedding cake", let her have it
quirkygirl90 0
I am taking it that you have never been to a wedding. the bride AND groom eat the wedding cake, it isn't just the bride's cake. The happy couple cut the cake and feed it to each other, or in most cases, they smash it in each others faces. Idiot. in the OP's case be glad you got it out of that relationship before it was too late, she sounds like a royal bitch. if she is freaking out over a stupid cake think about the stuff she'd bitch about in the future. Sounds like she is more interested in the wedding not the marriage.
boatkicker 5
Actually, quirkygirl90, when there is a grooms cake, the other cake is the brides cake. Just because the tradition isn't as popular as it once was, and you have never seen it, does not make it invalid.
amiemariej 0
people are allergic to the cocoa butter proteins not cocoa powder