Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I was meal-planning for the week, and sent my fiancee a grocery list with the stuff I needed. She ignored the list and bought nothing but junk food. I guess we can just eat cookie dough and sugar cereal, and die of diabetes in our fifties. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
Her excuse to break it off, i bet she has a secret lover
sentient 10
you're better off
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LilaBear 2
This is bloody ridiculous on several levels. First, of course your fiancee was a stupid bitch for breaking up with you when you didn't want to have a cake you'd be allergic to. HOWEVER; any decent baker/wedding cake decorator will be able to make you the same cake in a different flavour. So you'd be able to have caramel, fruit cake, whatever but still have it decorated the exact same way - it'd look identical from the outside. I don't know whether to lay the blame for this part on you, your fiancee or the cake decorator. Probably all of you. If the cake decorator can't do that for you, go someplace else with a picture of your dream cake and say "make this in X flavour".
CheshireHalli 19
He probably asked for it in another flavor, but she went nuts and demanded chocolate, despite the allergy. =/ When Bridezillas want something, they are determined.
gwa_fml 0
Why is this on FML? This should be on a website called "How lucky Am I?" Forget that gold-digging bitch and find someone who wants you more than they do a chocolate cake.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Sorry about that. I got held up in traffic, but I came here to say: The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie................
x3herox3 0
She turned les. Her excuse. :P
Six23 1
Your fiancee sounds crazy anyway, if she's going to flip out over a cake, so consider yourself lucky.
strawberry6826 0
seems like you're better off so be thankful it happen sooner than later.
sesp61289 0
wow. selfish bitch bridezilla much?? she should Atleast be respectful enough to compromise, like making the middle of the cake chocolate, or part chocolate. the wedding isnt all about her. my fiance and i have had conflicting ideas for our wedding but we discovered ways to make it work for the both of it. what a bitch she sounds like, hopefully this isnt a preview of what your marriage will be like! FYL!
ReeNAh 0
what a selfish bitch you don't need to marry that psycho anyways. besides she was probably just trying to find any excuse to back out of it that is way too petty to throw away a marriage over
israelnotjacob 20
WOW! If this story is real while this is really sucky situation, take it as a blessing in disguise. Clearly she cares about nobody but herself and you could do way better any day.
tisiphone_fml 0
#134 said it all. You dodged a bullet. She sounds like a dreadful person.
arejaykillow57 0
no worries bro, if she acts like that then youre best off not marrying her