It's not you, it's me

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 22:00

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Today, after my wife had been bleeding when we have sex, the doctors sent her to hospital. While she was there overnight, I decided to masturbate at home. Turns out it was me. I have blood in my semen and was shooting it into her during sex. Glad she’s OK, but what the hell is wrong with my balls? FML
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GP, right now. There are many possibilities and exactly none of them are good news. Best of luck.

Hematospermia. Did you experience truama to your genitals? It could be a UTI. Go it checked out immediately.

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GP, right now. There are many possibilities and exactly none of them are good news. Best of luck.

Hematospermia. Did you experience truama to your genitals? It could be a UTI. Go it checked out immediately.

Sounds like you're the one that needs a doctor. Yikes! But I'm glad you figured out it was you so you can get treated. In your wife's case, if they run tests on her, they wouldn't find anything if it's you with the problem. So you better hustle back to the ER, because that definitely isn't normal.