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GreenAlbatross

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Sunnyvale, United States
31 years old
Wednesday 27 November 1991
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About Greenalbatross

I do admit that I'm a bit of a troll, but I try to do my trolling with a bit of intelligence. I'm a Unitarian Universalist from the SF Bay Area that firmly believes in civil liberties and proper Socialism. Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you would like to have an intelligent discussion or debate. Please do not harass me though, I have better things to do with my time. Have a nice day and watch out for the carnivorous green platypus (He likes to eat people's left toes.).

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

31%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

63%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

202%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

25%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

6%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Greenalbatross's favorite FMLs

By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 433

You deserved it 15 600

By Grad2010 - 18/11/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 915

You deserved it 3 140

Bizarre love triangle

By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 819

You deserved it 26 117

By crookedteeth - 27/08/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 263

You deserved it 2 819

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 850

You deserved it 18 901