Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
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Comments (263)
morella_xx 29
Wow, what an asshole. Don't do it, OP. If this guy thinks it's okay to make demands like that about your body, he's only going to get worse when you're married. Breaking off the engagement sounds like a blessing.
panda_lou 11
I love it when assholes make the decision so easy!!! Buh bye!!!!
mrperspire 4
Thats obviously not love.
irishchick0684 5
Leave him and go get your boobs done! He's an ass!
nnnope 26
61 - why? Is there something wrong with natural breasts?
AVanilla 8
Tell him he can put that plastic surgery up his ass! Stupid douchebag.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Dont let him tell you what you can or can't do a perfect way to start a marriage
Ja777 9
Wow, what an asshole! But on the bright side, at least now you have time to save yourself from marrying him! At least he showed his jerkiness before you blew lots of money on the wedding!
TurtleSmile 14
Why, exactly, did you say yes to marrying this fool?
YepThatsMeee 23
My thought exactly. She must have known him for some time. Did it really come as a complete surprise that he's an immature, shallow idiot?
xfluttershy07 8
hes an ass whole
BunchieRules 31
Don't you just love homophones? Actually, I'd say the wedding would be pretty half-assed at this point.
resharp 6
I would get the boob job! Then leave his stupid ass for being so shallow!
Acik91 26
I recall one case form my country, when a lady left her husband after he paid for her boob job... He took it to the court to try to get his money back, but I'm not sure if he succeded. Anyway, not the worst way to go for the OP, provided the stupid ass pays for it. Nevertheless, may not be worth all of the emotional distress.
Satoaoi 13
you can tell him it would be ok if he got plastic surgery to make his penis bigger.. if not your leaving him. but in all serious you need to leave him if that's all he ccares about