By picklet - 12/05/2012 14:36 - Malaysia - Kajang

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML
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ghostlilac 25

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

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egc573 40

Something similar used to hang in my old Calculus class: "Don't hate, integrate!"

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iLickRainbows 2

They should appreciate...appreciate the 5 years of job security.

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

And OP gets paid to do this? SIGN ME UP.

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FurryPride 9

That sounds like a dream job to me. I don't see the problem in this

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shift_love 13

Masterbaters gotta mate?

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ferrousWheel 6

"Mate" is missing a few letters.

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ColCyclone 17

Anyone Internet savvy would kill for that job

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DKjazz 20

Taters gonna tate.

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Pixie333 6

Should have been : Haters gonna hate, 'taters gonna 'Tate.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Almost as hilarious as your profile picture :]

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Anytime, bretheren.

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elisegreen 4

The phrase is from Janoskians !!

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ghostlilac 25

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. A 5 year contract at your "dream job" and you're letting one dubious meeting bring you down? Damn, people sure become complacent rather quickly. Every job has its shit moments. Good luck ever finding a job in your line of work that doesn't have at least one dull meeting, boring task, tedious coworker, or idiot boss.

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russianraccoon 0

Sounds like it's gonna be the easiest job in the world. You lucky bastard.

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GirlOnFire143 6

If it really is the job of your dreams, You shouldn't like it any less after one weird experience.

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linkinpark98 23

Why you hatin'?

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PuffDaddy395 3

You're getting PAID to do that? Don't complain...that's badass.

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