Don't potate appreciate

Something similar used to hang in my old Calculus class: "Don't hate, integrate!"

They should appreciate...appreciate the 5 years of job security.

And OP gets paid to do this? SIGN ME UP.

That sounds like a dream job to me. I don't see the problem in this

Masterbaters gotta mate?

"Mate" is missing a few letters.

Anyone Internet savvy would kill for that job

Taters gonna tate.

Should have been : Haters gonna hate, 'taters gonna 'Tate.

Hahaha that's fuckin hilarious

Almost as hilarious as your profile picture :]

Thanks

Anytime, bretheren.

The phrase is from Janoskians !!

Apparently you're a hater.

I love to potate!

These are things we keep to ourselves.

Whoa, shit. TMI

I love potatoes

Why are you complaining? That's awesome!

Agreed. A 5 year contract at your "dream job" and you're letting one dubious meeting bring you down? Damn, people sure become complacent rather quickly. Every job has its shit moments. Good luck ever finding a job in your line of work that doesn't have at least one dull meeting, boring task, tedious coworker, or idiot boss.

How is this a "shit moment"

It's a trap!

It's a trap!

Sounds like it's gonna be the easiest job in the world. You lucky bastard.

If it really is the job of your dreams, You shouldn't like it any less after one weird experience.

Why you hatin'?

Stop hatin! Start potatin

How about potentatin'

You killed it 72.

12 that would probably be a better marketing slogan

You're getting PAID to do that? Don't complain...that's badass.