Big nope

By SquishFish - 10/07/2019 14:05

Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 927
You deserved it 145

Same thing different taste

Top comments


Can FML moderators please add a "throwing up" smiley ?

lol they won't even add a proper voting system. you're still locked into what you first click after all these years.

Kristoffer 35

If you don't like your job, quit. Problem solved.

childlessmother 16

Sorry to be a bitch but warts or not it’s your job. If a 700 lb man wanted a massage you would have to massage his naked ass. 🤷‍♀️