Relationships, Sex and Weird: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By should I be worried? - 22/05/2022 22:00

Today, my girlfriend, who got married at 19 and divorced at 30, told me how much she regretted wasting all her “hot years” being a good and faithful wife to her ex. Oh and that she never got a “hoe-phase” in college like her friends. I think she’s fishing for my permission to cheat. I’m confused. FML

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By life of cuck, never good enough - 05/10/2024 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML

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I dunno, fam

By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 17:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, my 37 year-old cousin said she wants to cheat on her long-time, loving husband because she never got to have any fun in her life. He would never do it to her. She told me this information because she thinks I would "understand" her situation. I really don't know what to do with this information. FML

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Young love

By gee thanks - 04/11/2021 23:00

Today, I overheard my wife telling our daughter that getting married young is like a “long, slow, painful dream-killing death, played out over decades.” We got married when I was 18 and she was 17. FML

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I'm innocent!

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 04:00

Today, I got a text from an old hook up. I assumed it was a mistake, since we hadn’t spoken in years. She replied that her fiancé just dumped her after finding our old chat log. The last message was 10 years ago, and apparently she has become a prude since then, so now I’m a homewrecker. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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When Harry didn't meet Sally

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 04:00

Today, after I was with my ex for five years before we split up because she didn’t want to marry, have children, or seemingly grow up at all, now a year later she has married some dude and is two months into their first planned pregnancy. I guess she just didn’t want to marry or have kids with me. FML

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Going solo

By Im so lonely - 16/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML

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The magic of love

By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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Some things aren't obvious

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 04:00

Today, my now ex-girlfriend accused me of wasting a year of her life when I told her I seriously don’t want kids. We’ve never discussed kids until today, but I’ve always known I never wanted them. Apparently she does want them, so she considers our whole relationship as a waste of a year. FML

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It's not me, it's you

By LoserSingleDude - 09/11/2022 12:00

Today, I found out about of my ex, who I was with for 6 years, getting married. Normally I wouldn’t care, except she rejected my marriage proposal just about a year ago, saying she wanted to “be single for a while and wasn’t ready.” I can’t help but think what does the other dude have that I don’t have that made her change her mind? FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Sunday 22 May 2022 22:07

I wouldn't worry. First, she believes her best days are over (this is probably not true, but that's what she thinks). Second, hoes don't really ask for permission :-) So, deep down she ain't one.

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 22 May 2022 22:12

Ask her if she wants to be dumped so she can go do her thing, because it better not happen while she's committed to you.

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Dr_Alex 10

Sunday 22 May 2022 22:07

I wouldn't worry. First, she believes her best days are over (this is probably not true, but that's what she thinks). Second, hoes don't really ask for permission :-) So, deep down she ain't one.

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 22 May 2022 22:12

Ask her if she wants to be dumped so she can go do her thing, because it better not happen while she's committed to you.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 22 May 2022 22:52

My Mom married my Dad when she was young (still in High School). There were times when I heard her say that she felt like she had missed out on “dating” while she was still married to Dad. Eventually Mom had an affair and got divorced - She told me that when we shared a bottle of wine. But that affair didn’t work out… Eventually Mom has said that she thinks that being married to my Dad that he was probably the best man she ever knew. But of course by then, Dad had moved on. Lots of people think they missed out on something earlier in their lives and then try to fill that void in their lives later. I suggest that unless you are “totally in love with this lady” or are just using her, that if you are looking for a long term partner - Look elsewhere. She has told you she thinks she missed out on something by being faithful. That’s fair warning….

poopface82 19

Sunday 22 May 2022 23:28

Sounds like a mid-life crisis. My ex went through one and is now, uh, my ex. She married young (22) and did what she felt like she was supposed to do. Letting her go, if it comes to it, will be challenging but it will be the right move.

dreams2383 18

Sunday 22 May 2022 23:42

sounds like a mid life crisis waiting to happen. your about to be single

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 May 2022 0:04

Can you do "open relationship?" If so, propose that to her. If not, move on.

Blimix 9

Monday 23 May 2022 13:27

Probably, it's something that's bothering her, and she just needs to vent about it. She doesn't need you to solve it for her. Just be there for her, listen, and be sympathetic. (This applies to most things people vent about.) If this regret persists for a long time, and you want to do something about it, then maybe look into polyamory. But definitely learn a lot about it first: You can get hurt not knowing what you're doing. Some people/relationships work better better monogamous, and some work better polyamorous.