FML : Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sean / Monday 10 June 2013 02:27 / United States

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By Drifting | 21

#5528292 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:36

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

By Pro_Nothing | 9

#5528352 - Monday 10 June 2013 10:46

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

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By fightingkittens | 39

#5528289 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:35

1. Water flowers
2. Get concussion
3. ?????
4. Profit

Razzle_Dazzle_5 | 11

#5528306 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:43

Profit for the hospital..

Bakarra | 22

#5528308 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:44

Profitable YouTube video/tosh.0 web redemption

Grauncho | 26

#5528310 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:44

How do you get profit from the hospital bills and being the laughingstock of the neighborhood?

ironichalibut | 24

#5528315 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:47

I finally get it! Step one: steal underpants step two: sell them back during the underwear crisis at 200% value step three: Profit

Pro_Nothing | 9

#5528352 - Monday 10 June 2013 10:46

If OP is American, he can sue the flowers

lilhellian | 26

#5528449 - Monday 10 June 2013 13:14

17. Set up a tent. Charge admission. Let people in to laugh at you for a few minutes. If they want longer, charge them again.

SkyGuy32 | 17

#5529379 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:37

#40, that's why I think OP is gonna tell his friends something else. I want to hear both stories, but for the fake one I suggest a trip to the zoo gone bad.

By FALLENSEBZERO | 16

#5528290 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:35

Those darn flowers!

niallo | 23

#5528321 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:53

Op should be like me. I have a black thumb of death. I can't keep a plant alive. Therefore, no need to water them.
WIN!!!

GEBEH | 14

#5528389 - Monday 10 June 2013 11:48

If watering flowers is too dangerous for you I'd hate to see you do something crazy.. like jaywalking.

hessel | 13

#5528451 - Monday 10 June 2013 13:17

i knew my flowers where fucking up to something

LeFrogDog | 27

#5528589 - Monday 10 June 2013 16:35

thats what happens when you grow man eating flowers...tsk tsk

Bloodjoker | 11

#5528723 - Monday 10 June 2013 18:55

Come on people have you never played plants vs zombies? Those things are a entire home defense system.

By Drifting | 21

#5528292 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:36

There's got to be a good story behind this....come on OP we need details lol

ryan112 | 12

#5528349 - Monday 10 June 2013 10:40

The details are left out because the OP didn't want to get a lot of YDI clicks.

zandalee | 19

#5528363 - Monday 10 June 2013 11:00

Maybe OP was peeing on the flowers and got caught...

399 | 41

#6603031 - Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:15

Please OP reply to #3?

By Bakarra | 22

#5528293 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:36

Watering flowers in pots that sit precariously on a windowsill above your head? Yes, I see you also like to live dangerously

VampireBiter | 7

#5528369 - Monday 10 June 2013 11:05

This, I bet on op reaching for flowers he didn't have the height for and pulled the pot upon himself

VeganVampyre | 26

#5529416 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:13

Even in that scenario I don't understand how you could end up with staples in your head :/

mmizbbz210 | 13

#5529472 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:54

70, that would depend on how big the plants are. Some people have huge potted plants that can be super heavy..

By Grauncho | 26

#5528295 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:38

Wow. I would really like to see whether or not you would almost drown in your cereal bowl.

By mcrepas | 19

#5528296 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:38

I'll send you some get better flowers

By sharksfan48 | 13

#5528298 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:39

I feel like not all of the details were given...

niallo | 23

#5528319 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:50

Actually, none of the details were given.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5529419 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:16

Actually, some of the details were given- we know what happened, we just don't know how.

By life_sucks225 | 13

#5528299 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:39

hope you aren't one of those "yolo" people.

Rajeshloc | 14

#5529212 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:57

yolo

By DerrickJames | 33

#5528300 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:40

Mario knows all about those dangerous plants.

By arleenxo | 11

#5528301 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:40

be careful!

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