Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Your secret is safe on FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Denied
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
Ginjar220 1
OK you can have period sex. JUst use a condom for easy clean up. It's simple. And just incase put a towl below you two. It is going to bleed anyways if she's a virgin and she hasn't popped her cherry (which for you bimbos out there can happen WITHOUT sexual actions). The only problem with period sex is sometimes it feels less pleasurable for the woman, or she has cramps & pms so she isn't in the mood.
slsrox1298 0
u can still have sex with her... even unprotected wont get her pregnant unless u try rlly hard cuz period isnt when her eggs r out...
porkokorko 2
Shower sex!!
mj_ok 9
Probably a newlyweds worse nightmare;;
Roland2124 8
do it in the shower...easy clean uo after
fentron 3
Well you already waited this long.. What's another week right?
NICH_OLAS 0
Well you waited this long man..
Rainbow_Crash 11
Dude, you've waited until you were married. You've already waited this long. What's one more week? Stop being a baby.
deathbyproxxy 0
happened to me we went ahead with it... my husband gagged the whole time! it was a bad experince but so was the whole marriage!
blondeschenk 0
Shower sex is good! Def try it!!