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By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 18:00

Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 572

You deserved it 4 664

By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 787

You deserved it 3 864

By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 703

You deserved it 2 431

By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 889

You deserved it 2 826

By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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You deserved it 4 477

Wrong enemy

By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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You deserved it 13 920

Surf's up

By will - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I finally get to go surfing! On my way out, I got a splinter that’s still way too deep to remove, causing me to cancel the surf day and now it really hurts to walk. FML

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You deserved it 130

By queenofdeath - 16/01/2010 18:16 - Israel

Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML

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You deserved it 12 349

bluejello2001 18

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:17

So deal with it at home? It's not as convenient, and there might be a little mess, but you can shave/wax/nair/whatever yourself. Being a fuzzy woman sucks though, I hear you.

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:23

I'm sure there are local places in Hawaii you could stop at

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bluejello2001 18

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:17

So deal with it at home? It's not as convenient, and there might be a little mess, but you can shave/wax/nair/whatever yourself. Being a fuzzy woman sucks though, I hear you.

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:23

I'm sure there are local places in Hawaii you could stop at

LostSoul 19

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:26

Learn to be self sufficient. Do it yourself or learn to be happy with how you are.

Yudith 24

Tuesday 24 September 2019 18:41

Ask your husband for help. "You wax my back, I wax yours."

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 24 September 2019 19:01

Stop being so vain. Enjoy your trip and who gives a rat's butt about people you won't see often anyway...

DogStew 20

Tuesday 24 September 2019 19:08

If not wearing a bikini in Hawaii is your worst problem, then I want your life.

A Frenchy in Eire 31

Tuesday 24 September 2019 19:37

So? Get it done in Hawaii.

JLS 4

Tuesday 24 September 2019 20:15

It’s called a razor genius.

slym12312425 9

Tuesday 24 September 2019 20:44

hair is a naturally occurring thing. just go and enjoy yourself because anybody that's on the beach with you guys is likely never to cross your path again once you leave. if it really really bothers you that badly, might I suggest a razor or finding somewhere local once you are in Hawaii to get the wax done?