Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancé decided that we shouldn't have sex before we get married. Even though we've been doing it for years. We can't get married right now due to Covid. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
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leadman1989 16
Part the red sea, it's not the end of the world buddy!
saIty 17
Just wait it out, so when you guys do finally have that moment, you guys will go more hard. Also, it'll feel a lot better.
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Comments (352)
AgentSmith79 9
Is her mouth bleeding? How about her ass? Just sayin there are options...
ownage20 3
okay well you obviously waited a while to get some so it wont kill to wait less than a freakin week! deal with it
btwilder2004 2
like the saying goes "if the roller coaster ride is broken that doesnt mean the amusement park closes down"
chubby_choco 17
Uh...this is one of the reasons they invented condoms, buddy. It's perfectly safe to have sex while a woman is on her period. If the idea grosses you out that much, do it in the shower,
samantha72890 4
have sex anyways, I have horrible menstrual cramps but thankfully my bf is a hunter and doesn't mind the sight of blood. it's either heavy pain pills or sex... which would you choose if you had the opportunity lol
tallirene 0
Hahahha fyl...
bethwoodfin 0
Why don't you do it in the shower? Besides if she is a virgin there is likely to be blood involved anyway.... Just sayin'
PlurMuffins 1
A real man loves his woman every time of the month... :D
wpolo02 7
Gotta get your red wings at some point.
Yolandababy2 14
Sucks for you my friend!!!!! Lol