Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend lost a bunch of money by buying some scam cryto crap linked to that "Hawk tuah" girl. Easiest break-up ever. FML
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Top comments
Lamitucus 4
I hope this is fake but if not you are scum and definitely deserve it.
mourka 5
Without more context on what is going on, I kinda think he dodged a major bullet.
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Comments (13)
Justkidding100 41
would you have dumped him if he was a mugger? tbh I wouldn't care but it depends who you're stealing from. I couldn't get behind elder abuse but if you're stealing from Republicans...
tiptoppc 21
People don’t steal from republicans, republicans steal from people. That’s the russian way!
mourka 5
Without more context on what is going on, I kinda think he dodged a major bullet.
Lamitucus 4
I hope this is fake but if not you are scum and definitely deserve it.
wrecklesswfire 3
um…I’d dump your ass too
Hangryko 32
You're the worst.
idragosani 17
"just because" he found out you're a POS? YDI
MidnaLink 35
I REALLY hope you weren't expecting sympathy.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Wh.. I'm just absolutely gobsmacked. Did you expect any different response? I really hope you get arrested and get a new 'boyfriend' in jail.
Thaylok 17
I think you called me about my cars extended warranty. YDI
L0life29 6
you’re a piece of shit