By zzdug - 08/02/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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justanotherbird 19

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

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shortie_sauce 0
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YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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justanotherbird 19

Win for Mr. Sprinkles!

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mattf013 0
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Mr. sprinkles? isn't that the name of angela's cat from the office

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GeoThermalSleuth 0

Yeah, which really is messed up. Dwight Froze Mr. Sprinkles 2 Years ago, Which can only mean 1 thing ... That Cat is a Zombie! OP you are now one of the infected, ... Join Us! We have Cookies!

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jazziloveberryy 3

how cute? X-D

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Lordlucian 0

YDI for naming him Sprinkles

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fylreally 0
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You don't know it's OP's cat asshole.

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npk88 0

YDI for copying this from that episode of the office. Which "coincidentally" was on last night

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toxic10uhc 0

epic win.

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michael32123 0

evil kittens named after delightful toppings > OP

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coffeeicecream 0
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OMG I'm totally stealing that cat name!!!! amazing!!! wonderful!!! MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!

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dustintico 0
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also, mauled means slashed open... I don't think you would be in a state to post this...

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Fuzzygraywolf 0

that sucks,but remember that the three headed dog in Harry potter was named fluffy.

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NatandAlexrhot 6

mr.sprinkles wins epically.

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cenax27 0

mr sprinkles should be introduced to my hunting rifle in the middle of the woods where no one could hear a gun shot

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nando92 0
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could be worse...

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DonkeyDelight 0
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Dw i'n ddim yn hoffi cathod! I seem to have grown a habit of commenting in Welsh...

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DonkeyDelight 0
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Oh well, least you didn't get mauled by a tiger named "skin eater".

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F_ur_life_douche 0
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Mr. Sprinkles, sprinkle some whoop ass on this foo!

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oNikkio 0
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WORSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0xknsduP-c I hate cats.

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griffener 0
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I hate you for hating cats you ugly hater (I made a funny there) Mr. Sprinkles huh? that's embarassing...

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scarletdragonfly 5
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88, you fail, cat hater. You fail because you hate cats, and we will find you. Mr. Sprinkles will find you...

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JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

agree with

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Today, I don't really care.

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KennyMcCrmick322 0
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Um so y'd u comment then? :000

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skeleton_skinner 0

Cats are evil

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YDI for trying to put him in the freezer, dwight

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midgetsmustdie 0

you shouldn't of been a pussy.

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KennyMcCrmick322 0
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A pussy attacked by a pussy

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Endymion_fml 0
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You forgot to say WHY you were mauled so it's impossible for us to tell whether or not you deserved it.

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Ashle1gh 14
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You clearly tried to bone him, which is why the cat mauled you. Even the cat knew that beastiality wasn't right.

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jonny2x4 0
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That's Interspecies Erotica. Get it right.

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Ashle1gh 14
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Bestiality* Correct me if I'm wrong, since you clearly have no problem with that, but I'm fairly certain that interspecies erotica and bestiality are the same thing. Amidoingitrite?

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Bennjie 0

do you mean beastiality? xD

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Ashle1gh 14
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I decided to look it up, since bestiality sounds correct to me. bes⋅ti⋅al⋅i⋅ty –noun, plural -ties. 1. brutish or beastly character or behavior; beastliness. 2. indulgence in beastlike appetites, instincts, impulses, etc. 3. an instance of bestial character or behavior. 4. sexual relations between a person and an animal; sodomy. - Dictionary.com

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