Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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Comments (76)
harumph 7
You don't argue with drunk people. Why waste your time?
Senior29 8
u shud have sayd that u wish u had married his best friend too
slipknotz 0
Say that the same thing goes for his best friend... And that's he's better in bed than he is anyway. FYL
VickLynx 6
Your husband is a douche for not speaking out fir his wife...
JFreeman 6
I cannot believe this is a true story ... sorry!
doubleRsarra 0
wtf!!
herpitydurteedur 0
Maybe he just didn't want to cause even more of a scene? Although he might be the kind of guy who really doesn't like sticking up to his parents/authority figures? My boyfriend would rather sit there and be pissed off then have to deal with his parents or with his boss about something. His supervisor is a total dick but nobody wants to say anything cause it'll just get blown outta proportion. I personally think that you should hand his ass to him, and say that if he doesn't start sticking up for you, you'll do it yourself, and you'll make it as traumatizing as possible if need be. Sometimes they just need an ultimatum to make them take action.(oh and you don't have to let him near your house/future children if you so choose) tl;dr throw your drink in his face, that should snap him out of it >:3
zeddeiram 0
Herpy, thats cool, and imma let you finish, but that was the longest comment of all time. OF ALL TIME!
herpitydurteedur 0
Meh. I posted one a few days ago that took a good amount of scrolling to get to the bottom of XD I like giving my opinion and viewpoint on things, sometimes I just take too much time to do it X3 but hey at least someones reading them
Jamialia 5
You should of said 'Yeah, me too.'
the7thchild 6
aww im so sorry D: go beat the snot out of that man.
Aozora_fml 8
I smell divorce papers
Aozora_fml 8
Though it's an in law. Drunk or not he should have stood up for her, Clearly that ment that the marriage wasn't really working or there's another reason towards it.
DocBastard 40
Bullshit. My wife and I tease each other constantly. Joking around is fun and we both know what the other is doing so no feelings get hurt. Maybe the husband was teasing her.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You mean you didn't know about Mrs. Bastard alan?
btstig 11
Shit I smell a three way in the near future.
DocBastard 40
Yes Alan, I have a wife and two kids. Is it that much of a surprise?
sexxme 9
You know what's wrong in this world? The divorce rates are sky rocketting because of idiots who want to end a marriage over one simple thing. 'Till death do us part'. If you aren't ******* dying, try and work it out. Marriage isn't some toy you play around with and toss it when its broken, if it breaks fix it. If there is absolutely no way to fix it, it's understandable. Marriage is sacred. I wish more people would realize that.