By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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rein 8

that is just so messed up.

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harumph 7

You don't argue with drunk people. Why waste your time?

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Senior29 8

u shud have sayd that u wish u had married his best friend too

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slipknotz 0

Say that the same thing goes for his best friend... And that's he's better in bed than he is anyway. FYL

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VickLynx 6

Your husband is a douche for not speaking out fir his wife...

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JFreeman 6

I cannot believe this is a true story ... sorry!

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herpitydurteedur 0

Maybe he just didn't want to cause even more of a scene? Although he might be the kind of guy who really doesn't like sticking up to his parents/authority figures? My boyfriend would rather sit there and be pissed off then have to deal with his parents or with his boss about something. His supervisor is a total dick but nobody wants to say anything cause it'll just get blown outta proportion. I personally think that you should hand his ass to him, and say that if he doesn't start sticking up for you, you'll do it yourself, and you'll make it as traumatizing as possible if need be. Sometimes they just need an ultimatum to make them take action.(oh and you don't have to let him near your house/future children if you so choose) tl;dr throw your drink in his face, that should snap him out of it >:3

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zeddeiram 0

Herpy, thats cool, and imma let you finish, but that was the longest comment of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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herpitydurteedur 0

Meh. I posted one a few days ago that took a good amount of scrolling to get to the bottom of XD I like giving my opinion and viewpoint on things, sometimes I just take too much time to do it X3 but hey at least someones reading them

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the7thchild 6

aww im so sorry D: go beat the snot out of that man.

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Aozora_fml 8

I smell divorce papers

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Aozora_fml 8

Though it's an in law. Drunk or not he should have stood up for her, Clearly that ment that the marriage wasn't really working or there's another reason towards it.

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DocBastard 38

Bullshit. My wife and I tease each other constantly. Joking around is fun and we both know what the other is doing so no feelings get hurt. Maybe the husband was teasing her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You mean you didn't know about Mrs. Bastard alan?

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btstig 11

Shit I smell a three way in the near future.

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DocBastard 38

Yes Alan, I have a wife and two kids. Is it that much of a surprise?

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sexxme 9

You know what's wrong in this world? The divorce rates are sky rocketting because of idiots who want to end a marriage over one simple thing. 'Till death do us part'. If you aren't ******* dying, try and work it out. Marriage isn't some toy you play around with and toss it when its broken, if it breaks fix it. If there is absolutely no way to fix it, it's understandable. Marriage is sacred. I wish more people would realize that.

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