By AnDroidZ_BabY - 11/09/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 475
You deserved it 3 836

Same thing different taste


It's not an FML because Op's mom is a freak, it's an FML because she's going to find out that op was the one who farted!

fthislyfe 22

I and my brother do that all the time...You're not alone

simply inform your mom that you don't wear underwear and it all good

49- you smell your brother's underwear?! Your brother smells your panties?!?!? O.o that's some ****** up shit right there.

More like "**** Her Life(FHL) when she smells them and realizes that you did indeed fart.

No matter how you put it, this situation is seriously effed up.

rallets 22

how else could you put it that it WOULDNT be effed up?

You should have pinched off a tiny turd in your drawers and then stuck them in her face.

yadisingh 5

49. I'm no grammar nazi... but... I and my brother?

tittymagic 0

Smell her snow trail, oh wait.

YdoIhaveAchode 4
tktom7 6

It's when you fart in bed and hold her head under the blanket according to urban dictionary...

denvan 0

You should've ripped one and handed it to her to smell your underwear. Asked her what you had for lunch?

Fart doesn't linger in your jocks forever.

bigguy123456 2

Nice pic.. Cept im more ripped..

MissMittens 0

marinus has a hotter tan ;) yummm

Rofl! Did you let her smell it... Maybe your mom is gulilty over this make you embarrassment yourself...

Bbhd05 0

Ahh sentence structure for the win?

lindseyluvszac 4

No mom you will not, I repeat, WILL NOT smell my underwear. That's crossing too many lines

KiddNYC1O 20
Confuciussay 6

Well, maybe she's a habitual line stepper.