Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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Comments (76)
KnucklesDeep 5
Contact a divorce lawyer because your husband does not love you. Leave such a marriage now and save yourself a lot of pain down the road.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're a ******* idiot. Just because the husband didn't immediately say something doesn't mean he doesn't love her. ****, no wonder divorce rates have been climbing. Why don't you try having a talk with the guy first, OP? Don't listen to the people telling you to divorce him. Maybe he had a really good reason (like not causing a scene or thinking the father would forget since he's drunk and all) for not saying something.
theonlysweetpea 10
Why are you waiting for yoyr husband to be your white knight? Be your own hero! Tell Papa Drunk to take a flying leap
theonlysweetpea 10
When I'm upset with drunk people I tell them the truth in a reasonable way then when they sober up, I repeat it. That way, there's no miscommunication. I have asshole family members (father included) who say dumb shit while drunk. You don't have to argue but you don't have to take it. Just saying.
jmad29 2
I think everyone was too chicken to say something, I would be asking your husband and your friend some questions
smhlqnick 0
Well what kind of wife are you? My entire family hated my brother's ex because she was a rude bitch and if someone had said something like that to her we wouldn't have stood up for her either. Don't whine about what was said, find out why it was said in the first place.
skyeyez9 25
Your hubby also agrees, or he is spineless and didnt have the balls to stick up for you.
skyeyez9 25
If this type of scene is a regular occurance of your in laws humiliating you, and hubby saying nothing in your defence and fails to set boundaries. You need to.seek counseling and divorce if that doesnt help. You dont deserve to live like that.
aypppppppppp 0
sorry ooo i feel ur pain
aypppppppppp 0
wtf
aypppppppppp 0
wtf