So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

👏 dun 👏 dun 👏 dun 👏 dun

Her love life is DOA now.

your jobs a joke, your broke, your love lifes DOA. feels like you're always stuck in second gear. when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you like I've been there before. I'll be there for you, cuz you're there for me too.

I Ross take thee Rachael

I didn’t remember the “Rachel! Emily!” reference until I saw a use comment “I Ross take thee Rachel,” lol.

So were you MoreThanFriends?

Paging Dr. Freud

Apparently they were

Stacey’s Dad?

The long-awaited reprise from Fountains of Wayne.

Well i know that i would like to request op to post a little more history on this one. There is usually a bit of a back story to a slip of the tongue. Lmao.

Slipping the tongue is probably how it started. ;)

Ooooo imagine the awkwardness lol