Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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Comments (76)
ndclover 3
you mean ex husband, ex-father-in-law and ex-best-friend? **** that drama! Being drunk is no excuse to be a raging dick.
ndclover 3
@69: no shit sherlock that's what i was implying since guys like to bitch about girls being bitches when they're PMS'ing. where do u think i got my idea from when i made my comment in the first place? i figure an asshole like you would point the obvious out. i didn't think i would have to spell out the whole double standards with this one *rolls eyes*
ShadowLor 19
Because, as we all know, being drunk is a naturally occurring phenomenon and completely related to PMS in every way.
muhilrashid 4
Maybe you deserved it ? Uh idk
RoxxyHustle 7
ummmmm did YOU stick up for you?
fatima_hammad 0
daym if your husband really loved you he would have said something I think you should file for a divorce
Prankster7o7 5
Drunk man speaks a sober man's mind!
anencephalic 14
I'm guessing your husband had to ride the unicycle that night.
radiocaf 29
Wow... That's harsh!!
bekahhchu 0
Damn, you should leave his sorry ass...
OCDE 4
I hoped you slapped him.
Kntrymama 8
I hearr that! I hope you slapped them both!
Kntrymama 8
What a jerk!!! Divorce?