Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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Comments (76)
sexxme 9
I'm sorry op, I would be upset if I was in your situation. But I'm sure he was just afraid to say anything to your insanely drunk father and create a scene. And I'm so sick of people saying anything about a divorce. I really wish you guys luck on your first marriage, and the marriages that follow the first one.
prettyinpunk1025 14
He could have just been in shock and didn't know what to say
linnie_wesker 20
Don't divorce him or even temporarily separate over that.. that's freakin ridiculous. Everyone was probably either extremely shocked and didn't know what to say, or afraid to stand up to him.
sexylol_fml 4
I'm sorry! you should of told them that you shoulda married your husband's best friend!
zappers123 1
Maybe you're doing something wrong.
theghost1309 11
You do realize she said her father in law not her father
Dflips 0
It'll be fine obviously your husband wouldn't have married you if he dudnt love you
Ren_Baby 0
Maybe they were ignoring him because he was drunk? No person I've ever encountered drunk and disagreed with has went, "Gee, you're right, I'm sorry." Maybe they were just avoiding conflict. Or, your family is a big buncha jerks. Sorry OP.
julian24245 0
That's not going to last long.
hpdrew15 9
And I thought my future in laws were bad.