By Anonymous - United States - El Paso


  Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

#18, well then, it is usually a dollar to unlock unlimited access to for a day. If you keep paying a dollar for a day, in a year you would have payed around $365 a year (plus tax). You could pay $24 dollars a month instead to watch the endless amount of ass and end up only paying around $288. You save around $60. Another way is just to pay the $150 just for the year and unlock ultimate access to high quality ass. I think the smartest one is buy the lifetime membership that costs only $500 and they send you a free t-shirt that says "I have Lifetime to watch" and then OP's mom could wear it very proudly.

  perdix  |  29

#32, you're technically right, it should be "who pays extra for porn?" When you get Internet access, you are buying access to an all-you-can-eat buffet of data. If you want to consume lots of sausage and tuna tacos, you can do so without extra fees.