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Today, I was talking to a worker in Asda when an alarm went off on her watch and she took her vest off. Apparently, the alarm was the end of her shift, and removing the vest was so she could call me "a time-wasting tit" in a manner so I couldn’t report to her boss, since she was now on her own time. FML
Okay but... have you tried NOT being a time-wasting tit?
Asda is a supermarket based in the UK. Think they’re under the same branch a Walmart.