Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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MyMetalRomance 3
DAYUM!
rein 8
that is just so messed up.
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Comments (76)
MsMeiriona 2
Don't argue with drunks. You'd be wasting your time.
allaturca 12
It would have been nice for the husband to say something to support OP in response to his dad. Silence can be interpreted as him agreeing with his dad's drunken comment. I would have said "Yeah, not everybody gets what they want. I wanted to marry a courageous and loving guy who's from a decent family with a respectable father in law and not a drunken half wit, but I married your son instead... Such is life!" Then laugh...
Whocarez 10
#120 so with u :)
bellaohlala 0
Your husbands a dick for not sticking up for you. So sorry :(
bopityboii 0
Ur dumb
good41thing198 7
Idiot. Read the posts.
mcbobob 0
come on you know everyone was thinking it he was just drink enough to say it fyl tho knowing everyone prefers you bf
martinez07 0
isnt it like father like son....
travis_08 0
Get rid of them all
Michelle2914 7
Sorry!
waiveringstar 1
ditch that sob