By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

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Tripartita 44

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

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MetalxSoldier 26

Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

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Alup132 22

Black market pizza, AKA cheese pizza, isn't pizza, just saying.

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childproofpizza 19

24 ur so right lol. cheese isn't a topping, it's them cheating you out of a topping

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Lizza330 28

So either order when it's still light out or get it for take out.

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dudeutookhrs 24

Other people always ruin it. Get your fix during the day!

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Tripartita 44

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

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MrSassypants 33

"Hey, yo. You selling by any chance?" "What you want?" "I'm talking about that good stuff." "Be more specific." "I'm talking about that bread." "What kind?" "That good bread." "You don't mean..." "Yeah, I mean pizza." "Nah! The **** I look like? I ain't selling pizza. I don't **** with that. I ain't wanna ruin someone's life. That stuff addicting. I only did it once in high school. Never again. I only sell good ol' fashion crack like a normal dealer."

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crudeandrudeguy 29

#4- I always find your comments very entertaining because you have such an odd perspective of things. Bravo

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mezochan 29

It's true, though. The black market for pizza in Ohio is ridiculous. It's $60 for a slice of stuffed crust!!

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captainsmegma 12

Check and see if the you can still get chink food delivered. Maybe they'd be willing to stop and pick you up a pizza.

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cnewton84 28

You could always go and pick up the food for carryout

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sjhill 32

FYL but to be fair, it's a good reason to not do deliveries there anymore

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SomeRandomUser 19

What kind of heartless douchebag robs the pizza guy?!

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Who knows. We had the same thing happen in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. It's weird.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

In my town a few years ago, a pizza guy was killed on his way for a delivery, and, I shit you not, the murderer made off with the pizza. ****** up world we live in, where somebody is cruel enough to kill a pizza delivery boy for just for the pizza instead of simply ordering some for themselves.

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