By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 784
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Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

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Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.

Black market pizza, AKA cheese pizza, isn't pizza, just saying.

Did you mean to reply here?

24 ur so right lol. cheese isn't a topping, it's them cheating you out of a topping

So either order when it's still light out or get it for take out.

Other people always ruin it. Get your fix during the day!

I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.

"Hey, yo. You selling by any chance?" "What you want?" "I'm talking about that good stuff." "Be more specific." "I'm talking about that bread." "What kind?" "That good bread." "You don't mean..." "Yeah, I mean pizza." "Nah! The fuck I look like? I ain't selling pizza. I don't fuck with that. I ain't wanna ruin someone's life. That stuff addicting. I only did it once in high school. Never again. I only sell good ol' fashion crack like a normal dealer."

#4- I always find your comments very entertaining because you have such an odd perspective of things. Bravo

It's true, though. The black market for pizza in Ohio is ridiculous. It's $60 for a slice of stuffed crust!!

Check and see if the you can still get chink food delivered. Maybe they'd be willing to stop and pick you up a pizza.

You could always go and pick up the food for carryout

FYL but to be fair, it's a good reason to not do deliveries there anymore

What kind of heartless douchebag robs the pizza guy?!

Who knows. We had the same thing happen in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. It's weird.

In my town a few years ago, a pizza guy was killed on his way for a delivery, and, I shit you not, the murderer made off with the pizza. Fucked up world we live in, where somebody is cruel enough to kill a pizza delivery boy for just for the pizza instead of simply ordering some for themselves.

Do you live in Canton ?