By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus
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Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
"Hey, yo. You selling by any chance?" "What you want?" "I'm talking about that good stuff." "Be more specific." "I'm talking about that bread." "What kind?" "That good bread." "You don't mean..." "Yeah, I mean pizza." "Nah! The fuck I look like? I ain't selling pizza. I don't fuck with that. I ain't wanna ruin someone's life. That stuff addicting. I only did it once in high school. Never again. I only sell good ol' fashion crack like a normal dealer."
In my town a few years ago, a pizza guy was killed on his way for a delivery, and, I shit you not, the murderer made off with the pizza. Fucked up world we live in, where somebody is cruel enough to kill a pizza delivery boy for just for the pizza instead of simply ordering some for themselves.