Vampires are everywhere

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 17:01 - United States - Columbus

Today, at 1:30 a.m., a big ass bat squeezed its nasty body through the bottom crack of the door. My sweet little Corgi cowered on the bed as the bat flew circles around my head. I'll be moving now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 343
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Been there, done that. They house I grew up in had bats in the attic (unfinished crawlspace of a two-story (3 stories for those british) and they would come down through walls to the basement at least 4x a year. Just call animal control. Helps if you have a large fishing net.

Catch it, or have it caught. It’s certainly not a reason to move.

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Been there, done that. They house I grew up in had bats in the attic (unfinished crawlspace of a two-story (3 stories for those british) and they would come down through walls to the basement at least 4x a year. Just call animal control. Helps if you have a large fishing net.

Catch it, or have it caught. It’s certainly not a reason to move.