By rained - 02/02/2009 05:44 - Hong Kong

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Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML
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yennichan 0

wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

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Amydoll 0
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When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a blowjob... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.

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yennichan 0

wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

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greenman_fml 0
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sounds like a keeper to me. don't be so shallow. at least he didn't splooge in your eyes

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CaptSkippy 9

^win

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Delinas 0
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ahahahaha stop trying to pick her up you horny bastards. its pretty pittiful

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troyboyd05 0

It's pitiful you can't spell pitiful.

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superman73 0

lol stop your bitching this happens to me all the time lol

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Haelous 0
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@11 QFT. He should've invited her. I would feel like a complete douche if I did that. In fact, I would know I'm a douche.

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Amydoll 0
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When you have your girlfriend over... and she just gave you a blowjob... you are suppose to ask if you can return the favor... But obviously he had "better things to do". Bastard.

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sixspades 0

If it were me and it was almost time to meet em I would have invited her If it wasn't close to time yet I would have told em somethin else has come up and then spend the whole time pleasing each other Maybe even done it in the rain ;)

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jasdog2244 0

what a jerk kick him out of your life just like he kicked you out of his house you deserve better

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LoLoLo_fml 0
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DUMP THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boogie99 0
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yeah if he didn't know you were coming over then you should realize he might have of had other plans but ya gave em head hun what r u gunna do? idn that whole scenario seems weird to me rethink ur shit

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