Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
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Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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mhc91 10
Then be a nice person and buy her more
Catkam623 27
For gods sake man not the cheesesticks. How could you think about your plans when such a tragedy has occurred.
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Comments (149)
xcam1995 6
Who do you think you are op get her some cheesesticks you cheesestick thief
ksks1234 33
Your evening is shot to hell? Your poor wife is the one without cheese sticks! F her life, man.
cryssycakesx3 22
I agree. OP sounds a little selfish.
kaytasha 18
Hahahahaha that is so true dude, she is the one without cheese sticks so F her life!
jmayer12 14
Pregnancy is probably like a 9-month long period
glabberfasted 16
It's literally the opposite of a 9 month long period.
Cadillac4427 8
A 9 month long period WITHOUT the period huh #34?
ckerane 16
poor women
weveallbeenthere 30
you were supposed to know that she needed cheese sticks. prepare for any emergency, buy another refrigerator and stock it.
zandalee 19
Christ alive OP! Be thankful that's all she craves. When I was pregnant I craved beef tongue, beet root, creamed corn and marmite, all in a sandwich. A disgusting and tricky to get hold of combination. Only Cheese sticks and you are complaining?
r00nie 10
Hormones at work
worldclassrager 39
Oh pregnancy hormones...the evening spoiler... Well time to invest into cheese sticks...
Enslaved 36
Sad thing is, next week, she'll craved something completely different and all you'll have in the fridge is an overstock of-- no longer wanted cheese sticks.
LaLince 40
shot to hell for that?