Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Come on!

Come on!

By prochainefois - 31/01/2014 21:05 - France - Paris

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Come on Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

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By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

I wish If had my hype man on my first time maybe he coulda pushed me to longer than 10 seconds

Comments

MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:35

You'd think a quote like that would inspire you to finish faster.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:55

"Don't give up, Nicolas! Let it all out!"

patrickalamo 47

Saturday 1 February 2014 6:19

Just like laundry.. When it's a small load do it by hand...

GuiLD15 7

Monday 3 February 2014 16:40

Who does that?

BeingAStrawberry 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:29

Seems like the author already lived this scene in french and after a few years he's lived it in english... What a coincidence !

bobbyguy 17

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:36

That's awkward

JesterJosh 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:08

Not awkward enough to stop.

JesterJosh 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 2:10

Actually, after thinking about it more, that probably would throw me off too. I always have the TV going or music or something in the background. Then you won't be having the neighbor kill the mood.