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Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Apparently before a woman goes into labour she can have diarrhea! Poor woman that must of been so painful.
Sounds like a... ...y'know.