The bed is lava

By for better or for farts - 06/08/2020 23:01

Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 392
You deserved it 198

Same thing different taste

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Apparently before a woman goes into labour she can have diarrhea! Poor woman that must of been so painful.

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Lora Wood 11

Better than the softball I shit while I was pregnant.

Apparently before a woman goes into labour she can have diarrhea! Poor woman that must of been so painful.

She was probably very embarrassed and that's why she was crying. Her hormones are already out of whack, and then that happens. The good news? You, your clothes, and your bedding can all be washed.

Not the mattress, that will have to be replaced.