Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML
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Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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mhc91 10
Then be a nice person and buy her more
Catkam623 27
For gods sake man not the cheesesticks. How could you think about your plans when such a tragedy has occurred.
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Red__Forman 7
Go out and buy a load of cheese sticks, chocolate and some flowers. You'll be her hero and have the rest of the evening to enjoy the good sides of pregnancy with her.
nyikkins 11
I can't help but feel your life must really suck if that ruined your evening. So yes, FYL.
Axel5238 29
I gotta agree, I can't count how many 7-11 or super market runs late at night because my girl had to have digorno pizza or a slushy or ice cream. If running for mozzarella sticks late at night is what ruins your day I dunno what to tell ya. Remember OP happy wife, happy life.
Ben009 13
Be on top of those things bro, she is carrying your child it's the least you could do
dreadbeat69 12
Quit posting on FML and get your ass to the store for more cheese sticks.
kaytasha 18
Well said!
squideth 18
I said YDI because you're whining while the woman carrying your child is probably going through mental and physical hell. Get over yourself and support your wife.
cryssycakesx3 22
nail on head. as I've said, he sounds selfish.
SillyGirl4602 23
Be prepared for a lot of this op. Many pregnant women will crave something one week and the next week will get sick just from the smell or look of that item. Get the cheese sticks and try to calm your wife down. It will be totally worth it when you are holding your beautiful newborn baby in your arms.
TogeBara 12
Everyone on here needs to calm down. If he cares enough about his wife to give a single crap that she is crying on the floor, he'll have already went and bought enough cheese sticks to supply her until the kid is 3. Note to OP: It happens, get her some chocolate too next time you are out, I hear that it lessens the hormonal issues for some people.
stretchedthin 20
be more sympathetic she's pregnant you ass
drowningfishy 7
I say you deserved it. It takes two to tango and your evening is shot to hell. How about all she has to go through and give up while she is carrying your spawn. F HER life, now quit complaining and go get her cheese sticks.
FKJVMMP 17
Are you pregnant? For all we know OP could have consoled her and got her some more, that doesn't mean his evening wasn't ruined, and I would imagine that OP's wife (as well as OP) made the conscious decision to have a child, so I'm not sure how he deserved a hysterical wife because they've decided to have kids.
drowningfishy 7
The use of "shot to hell" sounds like he'd rather do something else then to deal with his wife. In this way he deserves his evening ruined because he's (as it sounds) is not so pleased having to deal with an emotional wife. Never mind if he can't handle her crying imagine when the 2am feedings start.
xReDMemory 28
Deciding to have kids does not mean you can't complain about being pregnant/dealing with a hormonal woman. It means you accept dealing with the hardships of pregnancy. As long as OP helps his wife deal with the pregnancy,he should be able to complain about it being hard.
touch_phobia 13
yes, he should be able to complain about it being hard, but all she did was ask for cheese sticks!
kaytasha 18
You are definitely right and spot on with that observation.