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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

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By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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You deserved it 2 773

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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insects4u 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:45

luke I am your father.

CookieLovesYou 1

Friday 8 July 2011 11:44

Nice father.

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PaulBario 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:50

that actually sounds like quite a lot of fun : P

im_bored_tired 12

Friday 8 July 2011 11:51

haha he probably holds a lot of short things when he is drunk!

IndigoFuckYou 9

Friday 8 July 2011 11:52

Are you, by any chance, short, wrinkly, and green?

itsharkley 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:51

hmm.... long, pointy ears perhaps? lives in a jungle, exiled from city?

IIRoxieII 12

Friday 8 July 2011 11:52

omg, that's hilarious!!

Xathanos 16

Friday 8 July 2011 11:54

Your dad, awesome he is xD. Yoda coolest character ever!

willbruton_ 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:59

You're dad sounds awesome.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 8 July 2011 12:21

Nice EvilMau5 picture.

smurfsarwales 9

Friday 8 July 2011 14:42

nice planking and music tho **** scrillex

BeastMode5 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

78, He looks more like he's playing chicken then planking...

ChantelRenaeee 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:04

hahahah what a character.....

Wthimstupid12345 1

Friday 8 July 2011 12:04

haha that's hilarious but prob embarrassing

rat3dxx 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:05

sounds like fun:)

salvorican 24

Friday 8 July 2011 12:06

At least he didn't think he was Luke and mistake u for the princess

larisonr 4

Friday 8 July 2011 13:37

It'd be fine if he did though. Leia was his sister and nothing more inappropriate than a kiss ever happened between them.

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