Geek: Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber....

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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He studied the blade

By Anonymous - 28/06/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9 year-old managed to break the padlock on my display cabinet, take out my entire sword collection, run to the garden making lightsaber noises, and bash them on trees and a stone wall. They are ruined. One of them has a crack that has damn near snapped it in two. I want to weep. FML

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By juliearis - 06/07/2013 19:45 - United States - Westport

Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2018 12:00

Today, I came home to find my entire action figure collection was gone. My parents told me I am too old for toys, so they opened all of the packages and donated them to Goodwill. I had an original Boba Fett, and my entire collection was worth more than twenty thousand dollars. FML

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By SHUTUPDAD! - 17/10/2020 20:02

Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML

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Hummbinger 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:32

I wish my dad did that. He's pretty awesome imo.

mightymaurer 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

luke he is Ur father

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Hummbinger 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:32

I wish my dad did that. He's pretty awesome imo.

zolziski 11

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:32

Agreed!

I_R_Genius 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:13

The force is strong in this one, train you must young padawan.

sammy92 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:53

1) agree. 2) love ur pic!^ lol

GreatGeak 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:31

Sammy! :)

mimmy3636 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:40

that's wat I was thinking!:p

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Wednesday 9 March 2011 13:05

Hmm really? I sense something else. Is it really a laser saber OP? Or something else, with added sound effects ;)

misstamz 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

So?

mightymaurer 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:33

luke he is Ur father

impatientsnake 4

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:50

dude he should make a film

scottovious 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:36

Who cares. Just 'cause he is having fun you need to whine like a little Bitch? F his life for having a little bitch for a kid!

1234USMC 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:37

dude your dads ******* dope!! haha

IsayWOW 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:13

I dot know why but #14 made me laugh:)

Teah9 6

Wednesday 9 March 2011 14:21

what the **** is your picture?!!

krez 20

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:39

That's how you are supposed to play with it.

Mama_Umbridge 8

Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:46

If he took it out of the packaging then it's no longer in mint condition. The collectible lost it's worth!

track69 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:39

you should be happy you have such an epic dad!!

Acousticpixie14 6

Wednesday 9 March 2011 14:53

Agreed! My dad would totally do that, and I'm grateful for his awesomeness [:

ohrlynow 9

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:42

Aw, let your dad have his fun!

SpicyGrass 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:45

Thats awkward. I would get scared if I saw that... therapy?

mrnorth 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:52

your dad is fking awsome wanna trade?

SpaceMannn 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:57

Dads' aren't pokemon cards, you can't just trade them. You have to battle them first.

jrtepechis 6

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:37

win

YayaInLalaLand 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:43

16 is a win(:

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