By foops - 02/02/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

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Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML
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Enslaved 36

Or they thought it was a pussy purring?

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colton_colton 49

Maybe they're trying to tell you something

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colton_colton 49

Maybe they're trying to tell you something

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ThunderTheRad 14

They're saying that masturbating is ******* gross and bad for you.

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SuckMeBeautifu1 24

46... Whats wrong with you

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applebramble 22

Why would OP use the vibrator in front of her dogs anyway? I hope she was just testing if it works, otherwise that's just weird as ****...

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Wakachulak 22

Doesn't have to be in front of them. Dogs have good hearing, it just needs to be in the same house.

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dingleberrysteve 6

i dont get how its weird... its not like they understand it. its different if op gets off on it though tbh.

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SneezyBear 27

79... you seriously don't feel slightly weird when you're naked around your pets? I feel really awkward whenever my cat stares at me while I'm naked after a shower/changing or w.e Not that OP was necessarily naked or fully naked, but still o.O

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outoftown 26

88 - You're not really the Alpha in the house until you can stare your pets down while buck naked and dripping!

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smokecloud_ 37

I don't get being uncomfortable being naked in front of animals. They're always naked, how do you think they feel? :p

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Enslaved 36

Or they thought it was a pussy purring?

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BMTHsuperfan 18

im sure there was a pussy purring in that room if the dogs didnt completely ruin the occasion ;p

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JMichael 25

Oh I'm sure they ruined the occasion.

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tazmanmike2013 17

Great comment! One of the best puns I've read in here yet, lol

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SexPot143 13

Why would you use it with the digs in the room? sick

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weveallbeenthere 30

why, its not like other people are there , its dogs

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EmeraldRarity 8

maybe shes into dogs, Just kiidding

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mrz1177 11

maybe they're jealous you get some action and they don't ;)

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SarahSehhati 40

New chew toy!!!!!

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Nickb55 16

Dogs don't like ******* ;)

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cyttex 13

Due to your winky face I understand..

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

They sell those?

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MurphyGallagher 18

My ex boyfriends dog tried to eat my vibrator. Then ate all of my pants and panties... I'd choose the growling and fighting any day lol

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Goblin182 26

When I first read your post, I read your ex boyfriend ate your vibrator. I thought, Damn!. Then I realized I just need more coffee.

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GingerRoot 13

I had that same issue.... Was VERY annoying!

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

My god what is with everyones boyfriends and eating vibrators i heard of kinks but danm is that extreme

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MurphyGallagher 18

I came very close to killing his dog after I realized that he ate $300 worth of pants an panties. I made my ex replace it all.

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annie_nk 22

Maybe have your dogs sleep in a different room?

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