By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
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Filitov 0

Dogs and ******* have never really gotten along much, y'know.

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shortymac 0

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

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mesoleeet 0

why would you get freaky with the dog in your room?! LOL

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I_R_Genius 3

Het *********** (sp?) is climbing in the lorn industry. Maybe you should start your own adult film company and call it "my trusty companion(sp?)."

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I_R_Genius 3

How the hell is it getting "het" out of "hey." SMFH.

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saladgirl123 0

it is bad when people correct them selves like that because the stupid grammar nazis are so bad..i got what you were saying buddy :)

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Filitov 0

Dogs and ******* have never really gotten along much, y'know.

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shaneac 0

Your comment wins the award for epicness. Usually when I say lol, I don't actually laugh out loud.

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kristen1026 2

funniest comment fml has seen in a loooong time. LMAO

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planbsponserme 2

I didn't think it was funny at all. and i have a great sinse of humor

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kurato 6

I guess we could say, that dog was *put on sunglasses* a **** bite. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

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geigercounter 0

I describe how awesome this was XD

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daaron 3

true jealously your dig has for u what have you been doing

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Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Lmao, made my night. xD

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shortymac 0

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

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xMaNNiNGx119 0

What's the number 2 reason? They might get into it?

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3p1c_fml 1

yea, and then your girlfriend might decide the dog's better than you...

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Cooldown987 0

Now that's one special kind of threesome.

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SarahCrazy_fml 0

Hahhaha! apparenty the girl wasn't good enough and your dog decided to take care of it for you. good dog ;)

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ohthebloodygore 16

Girls like to be called 'bitch'?

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

well he added "hott"?? haha jk. fml guyz are dorks. (;

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snoot 0

JmZ your batting 100 with the online ladies, nice work!!!

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hook_em 0

I'll help out what about you are one beautiful girl! ;) lol

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GeekGnome 0

SarahCrazy is a beautiful women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't enjoy being called hott, shows immaturity when approaching a women. secondly bitch is on a females hate meter next to ****, either one should land u a swift kick in the nuts. Figuratively Speaking:)

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valri3 0

Well since this whole thread has been dedicated to your attractiveness, then yeah I agree you are stunning.

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SarahCrazy_fml 0

56, 60, 61 know how to sweet talk a lady and treat her right. y'all else are pathetic.

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hook_em 0

I suppose they got tired of us showing them up for being respectful?? jealous ppl I swear haha

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notsoluckypup 12

Oh snap indeed...

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XxKyttixX 0

How long was your dog even watching?

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