Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog...

By ohsnap - 22/01/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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Filitov 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

shortymac 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

ronnieofcloud9 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

well dud you get to bust at least??

SokDek 14

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:48

OH YEA!

mesoleeet 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 8:45

why would you get freaky with the dog in your room?! LOL

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:29

Het beastiality (sp?) is climbing in the lorn industry. Maybe you should start your own adult film company and call it "my trusty companion(sp?)."

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:32

porn*

I_R_Genius 3

Sunday 23 January 2011 9:57

How the hell is it getting "het" out of "hey." SMFH.

saladgirl123 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 15:39

it is bad when people correct them selves like that because the stupid grammar nazis are so bad..i got what you were saying buddy :)

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Monday 14 March 2011 5:03

ydi for not training ur dog well

Filitov 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

shaneac 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:39

Your comment wins the award for epicness. Usually when I say lol, I don't actually laugh out loud.

kristen1026 2

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Sunday 23 January 2011 2:47

funniest comment fml has seen in a loooong time. LMAO

gooBUZZ 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 6:48

It wasn't that good? :S

planbsponserme 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:56

I didn't think it was funny at all. and i have a great sinse of humor

Juliaa15 6

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Sunday 23 January 2011 6:56

I was thinking that myself.

MzKylz 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 12:59

lol

kurato 6

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Sunday 23 January 2011 16:04

I guess we could say, that dog was *put on sunglasses* a cock bite. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

geigercounter 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:42

I describe how awesome this was XD

daaron 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:39

true jealously your dig has for u what have you been doing

Craziemami_fml 0

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:01

hahahaa #2

Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Friday 22 July 2011 8:19

Lmao, made my night. xD

shortymac 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

xMaNNiNGx119 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:14

What's the number 2 reason? They might get into it?

3p1c_fml 1

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Sunday 23 January 2011 17:07

yea, and then your girlfriend might decide the dog's better than you...

Cooldown987 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

Now that's one special kind of threesome.

acethehusky 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:22

bwahaha XD

truehitman2010 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:40

5th

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:41

that dog doesnt like pussies then

LoveMySoldier82 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 18:03

What a bitch!

mintcar 9

Sunday 23 January 2011 1:43

Loyal dog is loyal.

SarahCrazy_fml 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 1:44

Hahhaha! apparenty the girl wasn't good enough and your dog decided to take care of it for you. good dog ;)

JmZ_fml 3

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Sunday 23 January 2011 3:30

sarahcrazy u r 1 hott bitch...lol

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 23 January 2011 3:54

Girls like to be called 'bitch'?

SarahCrazy_fml 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 4:03

I sure as hell don't

xGUMMYBEARSx 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 5:37

well he added "hott"?? haha jk. fml guyz are dorks. (;

snoot 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 6:50

JmZ your batting 100 with the online ladies, nice work!!!

hook_em 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 6:52

I'll help out what about you are one beautiful girl! ;) lol

adtr4ever 6

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Sunday 23 January 2011 7:05

your really pretty sarahcrazy:)

GeekGnome 0

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Sunday 23 January 2011 7:10

SarahCrazy is a beautiful women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't enjoy being called hott, shows immaturity when approaching a women. secondly bitch is on a females hate meter next to cunt, either one should land u a swift kick in the nuts. Figuratively Speaking:)