Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog...

By ohsnap - 22/1/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

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By Filitov | 0

#1997764 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

By shortymac | 0

#1997768 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

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By ronnieofcloud9 | 0

#1997759 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

well dud you get to bust at least??

SokDek | 14

#1997820 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:48

OH YEA!

mesoleeet | 0

#1998792 - Sunday 23 January 2011 8:45

why would you get freaky with the dog in your room?! LOL

I_R_Genius | 3

#1998876 - Sunday 23 January 2011 9:29

Het beastiality (sp?) is climbing in the lorn industry. Maybe you should start your own adult film company and call it "my trusty companion(sp?)."

I_R_Genius | 3

#1998890 - Sunday 23 January 2011 9:32

porn*

I_R_Genius | 3

#1998943 - Sunday 23 January 2011 9:57

How the hell is it getting "het" out of "hey." SMFH.

saladgirl123 | 0

#1999724 - Sunday 23 January 2011 15:39

it is bad when people correct them selves like that because the stupid grammar nazis are so bad..i got what you were saying buddy :)

poiuytjfffc | 0

#2178565 - Monday 14 March 2011 5:03

ydi for not training ur dog well

By Filitov | 0

#1997764 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:36

Dogs and pussies have never really gotten along much, y'know.

shaneac | 0

#1997777 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:39

Your comment wins the award for epicness. Usually when I say lol, I don't actually laugh out loud.

kristen1026 | 2

#1998014 - Sunday 23 January 2011 2:47

funniest comment fml has seen in a loooong time. LMAO

gooBUZZ | 0

#1998583 - Sunday 23 January 2011 6:48

It wasn't that good? :S

planbsponserme | 2

#1998595 - Sunday 23 January 2011 6:56

I didn't think it was funny at all. and i have a great sinse of humor

Juliaa15 | 6

#1998597 - Sunday 23 January 2011 6:56

I was thinking that myself.

MzKylz | 0

#1999261 - Sunday 23 January 2011 12:59

lol

kurato | 6

#1999797 - Sunday 23 January 2011 16:04

I guess we could say, that dog was *put on sunglasses* a cock bite. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa

geigercounter | 0

#2000121 - Sunday 23 January 2011 18:42

I describe how awesome this was XD

daaron | 3

#2005861 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:39

true jealously your dig has for u what have you been doing

Craziemami_fml | 0

#2005951 - Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:01

hahahaa #2

Xxgreenbug29xX | 5

#2949511 - Friday 22 July 2011 8:19

Lmao, made my night. xD

By shortymac | 0

#1997768 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

The number 1 reason the pets should never be in the same room as 2 people having sex. it never works out.

xMaNNiNGx119 | 0

#1998237 - Sunday 23 January 2011 4:14

What's the number 2 reason? They might get into it?

3p1c_fml | 1

#1999992 - Sunday 23 January 2011 17:07

yea, and then your girlfriend might decide the dog's better than you...

By Cooldown987 | 0

#1997770 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:37

Now that's one special kind of threesome.

acethehusky | 0

#2252850 - Monday 28 March 2011 4:22

bwahaha XD

By truehitman2010 | 0

#1997784 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:40

5th

By adjacent | 2

#1997788 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:41

that dog doesnt like pussies then

LoveMySoldier82 | 0

#2000075 - Sunday 23 January 2011 18:03

What a bitch!

By mintcar | 9

#1997794 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:43

Loyal dog is loyal.

By SarahCrazy_fml | 0

#1997798 - Sunday 23 January 2011 1:44

Hahhaha! apparenty the girl wasn't good enough and your dog decided to take care of it for you. good dog ;)

JmZ_fml | 3

#1998108 - Sunday 23 January 2011 3:30

sarahcrazy u r 1 hott bitch...lol

ohthebloodygore | 16

#1998161 - Sunday 23 January 2011 3:54

Girls like to be called 'bitch'?

SarahCrazy_fml | 0

#1998190 - Sunday 23 January 2011 4:03

I sure as hell don't

xGUMMYBEARSx | 0

#1998431 - Sunday 23 January 2011 5:37

well he added "hott"??
haha jk. fml guyz are dorks. (;

snoot | 0

#1998586 - Sunday 23 January 2011 6:50

JmZ your batting 100 with the online ladies,
nice work!!!

hook_em | 0

#1998589 - Sunday 23 January 2011 6:52

I'll help out what about you are one beautiful girl! ;) lol

adtr4ever | 6

#1998612 - Sunday 23 January 2011 7:05

your really pretty sarahcrazy:)

GeekGnome | 0

#1998626 - Sunday 23 January 2011 7:10

SarahCrazy is a beautiful women. I'm pretty sure she doesn't enjoy being called hott, shows immaturity when approaching a women. secondly bitch is on a females hate meter next to cunt, either one should land u a swift kick in the nuts. Figuratively Speaking:)