By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

A golden vibrator retriever

iamchuck 0

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.


SkullCanddi 0

awww, how cuute!

CherryBomb511 3

At least your puppy knows how to keep things interesting.

but where would that vibrater be if a puppy could get to it?

iamchuck 0

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.

epic win!

HamsteronA 0



Good thing it wasn't a female dog. OP wouldn't have gotten it back!

iamchuck 0

You look like an epic win #9

lmfao:x ^^

lol! good one

Is it a girl dog? LOL

pilotx 0

Leave your mom out of this

korn247 5

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
roketkween 0

korrrrrnnnn <3

JonnyNoThumbs 0

Aww. Puppies are so cute. Mine would take used pads and tampons out of the trash and chew them up in the living room. Adorable!

iamchuck 0

That sounds just lovely.

CherryBomb511 3


that's gross.

no, not adorable. ops dog is adorable, yours isnt...sorry!

doggy has good taste

_vicky_luv 0

can dogs get aids from that?

That's disgusting, not adorable.

dogs don't get aids stupid!

lildevil963 0

thts not sanitary

did you really just ask if dogs could get aids from tampons??? WOW!!

Is your dogs name Giovanna

My dogs do the same thing...

RedPillSucks 31

A golden vibrator retriever

OMFG most epic win!

I see what you did there.

ArianS2 0

Lol! Nice one. +1

would be cool if it wasn't for the fact that it was a German shepherd

Good point #91

maybe you should hide your vibe in a drawer and not under your bed. unless you want to use the awkward moment as a segway into evolving your relationship with your guest.

You have very nice boobs.

WTF it's called a drawer and should be used for such a item haha but dogs are awesome

Eh, I've known several dogs who could open drawers. Hell, my ferrets will even open my nightstand drawer if I put some of their favorite things to steal in there.

dats awsome, doggy Knos wat he's doin lol I wonder if it liked da taste?

learn to spell

Gloritank 8

Learn to capitalize and punctuate.

I hate people who talk like that...

haha thug 4 life. I hate it when people spell like that honestly how did they pass english class

itman3456 0

do u feel kool u should cuz da white boys think they hard lol


thats what you get when you use it on your dog and he thinks it's now his toy... you sick person

You sound a lot more like the sick person to infer this out of thin air...

deformedsurf 0

This is the reason that dogs are great and cats should be put into a cage and thrown into the ocean.

I will throw you into the ocean before you even realize it

you're a keeper!

my cat fetches dogs and puts them in cages