Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

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By RedPillSucks | 31

#1611304 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:27

A golden vibrator retriever

By iamchuck | 0

#1611274 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:16

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.

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By SkullCanddi | 0

#1611271 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:13

awww, how cuute!

CherryBomb511 | 3

#1611275 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:16

At least your puppy knows how to keep things interesting.

suave0510 | 0

#1611326 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:37

babyyappld | 7

#1615737 - Thursday 28 October 2010 12:20

but where would that vibrater be if a puppy could get to it?

By iamchuck | 0

#1611274 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:16

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.

Dodlaf_fml | 4

#1611287 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:21

win

charrity | 0

#1611295 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:25

epic win!

marmlr339 | 14

#1611345 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:46

lol!!!

HamsteronA | 0

#1611576 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:45

WIN

ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#1611691 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:08

Good thing it wasn't a female dog. OP wouldn't have gotten it back!

iamchuck | 0

#1611726 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:17

You look like an epic win #9

BethiiGeex | 0

#1612018 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:35

lmfao:x ^^

lekiat | 0

#1612494 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:20

lol! good one

T3CHN0_N3GR0 | 0

#1613859 - Thursday 28 October 2010 3:13

Is it a girl dog? LOL

pilotx | 0

#3597853 - Thursday 17 November 2011 22:18

Leave your mom out of this

By korn247 | 5

#1611283 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

roketkween | 0

#1615141 - Thursday 28 October 2010 8:40

korrrrrnnnn <3

By JonnyNoThumbs | 0

#1611284 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:20

Aww. Puppies are so cute. Mine would take used pads and tampons out of the trash and chew them up in the living room. Adorable!

iamchuck | 0

#1611292 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:23

That sounds just lovely.

CherryBomb511 | 3

#1611322 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:35

That's...disgusting.

KiaMaster | 0

#1611427 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:04

that's gross.

nathan5 | 0

#1611835 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:40

no, not adorable. ops dog is adorable, yours isnt...sorry!

kyarush | 10

#1614281 - Thursday 28 October 2010 4:53

doggy has good taste

_vicky_luv | 0

#1614580 - Thursday 28 October 2010 6:03

can dogs get aids from that?

starile | 19

#1616306 - Thursday 28 October 2010 15:42

That's disgusting, not adorable.

jpest17 | 5

#1619352 - Friday 29 October 2010 5:29

dogs don't get aids stupid!

lildevil963 | 0

#1624388 - Saturday 30 October 2010 4:32

thts not sanitary

Southern_Grown | 0

#1631873 - Sunday 31 October 2010 12:26

did you really just ask if dogs could get aids from tampons??? WOW!!

alchemist27 | 13

#5366945 - Thursday 14 February 2013 0:28

Is your dogs name Giovanna

teentee401 | 36

#6029124 - Wednesday 6 August 2014 6:12

My dogs do the same thing...

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1611304 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:27

A golden vibrator retriever

Kevlar29 | 0

#1611409 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:01

OMFG most epic win!

xCatsPwnU | 0

#1611433 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:05

I see what you did there.

ArianS2 | 0

#1612793 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:37

Lol! Nice one. +1

mitchem | 3

#1613689 - Thursday 28 October 2010 2:35

would be cool if it wasn't for the fact that it was a German shepherd

T3CHN0_N3GR0 | 0

#1613868 - Thursday 28 October 2010 3:15

Good point #91

partyman007 | 0

#1614708 - Thursday 28 October 2010 6:42

yes!!!

By aliaskis | 3

#1611306 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:27

maybe you should hide your vibe in a drawer and not under your bed. unless you want to use the awkward moment as a segway into evolving your relationship with your guest.

littlewimpe | 3

#2863129 - Sunday 10 July 2011 22:11

You have very nice boobs.

By Air_Force001 | 0

#1611323 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:35

WTF it's called a drawer and should be used for such a item haha but dogs are awesome

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1611868 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:47

Eh, I've known several dogs who could open drawers. Hell, my ferrets will even open my nightstand drawer if I put some of their favorite things to steal in there.