Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
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Comments (107)
nerdchic 5
my Doberman did that to me a few months ago lol
fadingaway 17
*pound. Why did you let him loose in the first place?
purpledd12 0
its puppy love
DeadxManxWalking 27
cute hah. but yeah be happy it didn't keep going and killed the dog or run away completely.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahha sounds JUST like my dog!
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
-1 for your picture
leeshxx 3
I can almost see your nipple seriously pedo bear is on his way
denaysanders 0
awwwwee
FleshForFantasy 3
Looks like you're his b*!%#
mk58 31
Why so afraid to say "bitch"?
CateXOX 0
Some websites don't allow cussing. I'm not sure why he had to censor it to that extent though.
FMLandurstoo 9
bring a leash next time?
david000123 0
no she should of brang a dam shock caller...lol
Grimmerie 31
*No, *should have *brought *damn *collar.
shift_love 13
maybe he was just real tired from DEFENDING YOUR HONOR geez he's only trying to keep you safe from the other dogs lol.
Livinia 11
Should've just left it. Too cruel?