Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
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Comments (107)
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Hahahaha that stinks
Dontstealmyname 11
I like your dog. He is one smart fellow!
t3hpwnz4rz 4
Damn that sucks I had to do that up a hill for wrestling only with people.
jackien1 6
that's so cute!!!
jakoby99 0
that sux
Godfreyy 2
our dog does the same thing when we walk her if she doesn't want to go home
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Time for you to be the master. Sounds more like you're his "bitch!"
Talientary 8
Feed him some baby food. (no ****)
bobbymullet 11
so this actually made me laugh(:
SCrazy_fml 0
Awwww I want a dog like that!!