Today, my medium-sized poxer dog was sitting on my lap. He shook his head, managing to slap me in the face with his ears three times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML
Today, I reached down to pet an elderly man's dog. It jumped up and utterly mauled my face, drawing blood. As I gasped in shock and pain, the man said, "Careful, he likes to scratch." FML
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog laying on the pillow next to me. When he saw that I was awake, he wagged his tail happily and then promptly sneezed in my face. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
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ojoRojo 27
Yup, dogs do that sometimes. Hopefully you’ve found a way to continue on after that tragedy
peterblackmer91 12
And?????
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ojoRojo 27
Yup, dogs do that sometimes. Hopefully you’ve found a way to continue on after that tragedy
checamuk 7
Wtf is a "poxer" A poxy boxer?
sarianna 10
I'd guess a poodle-boxer mutt, just trying to sound fancy/expensive. Poodles get bred to freakin everything because backyard breeders want to make money.
Marcella1016 32
Lol I bit the bullet and googled it. It’s actually a boxer-pug mix (also called a “Box-a-Pug” apparently). I also was wondering what makes one cross-breed a “mix” and what makes one a “mutt.” Does it have to do with how cute the mix is? Because I also googled poodle boxer mix and it was not cute lol
cacheson 42
A mutt is generally 3 or more different breeds, especially if one or more of the breeds in the mix is unknown. A mix is often 2 (occasionally more) breeds combined on purpose by a breeder (or someone trying to be a breeder).
peterblackmer91 12
And?????
Ody 2
This was so stoopid
ClickClackClive 3
.......... nice one.......