Animals: Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks....

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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By muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

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By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By ouch - 01/12/2016 23:38 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML

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By Dogs loose - 02/03/2010 12:17 - France

Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something pound Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year-old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML

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Sunday 24 April 2011 16:32

Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.

PassTheDutch 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:30

like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.

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stephanie911_fml 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:15

Get a shock collar_

david000123 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:39

das what I said well tazzerd him.lol

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:22

shock collars are ridiculously cruel. if you can't control a dog without electrocuting him, you simply shouldn't own a dog.

GARCYA23 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:17

niceee

xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:18

haha thats quite funny! try make sure if you ever get another dog its not soo heavy.....and maybe train the one you have :)

Fruit_Dealer 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:23

What do you mean FML ? Its free workout !

Geekstazz8 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:24

Buy a cat. problem solved.

mk58 31

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:27

**to

david000123 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:35

**** I would of tazzerd his ass...:)

EliseAqua 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:34

*tasered OR tased

zachboss 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:35

how's that an fml?

david000123 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:37

cuz it is just is...•_•

DaiCarmuhh 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:40

I think he was trying to get some, if you know what I mean

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:42

That's a sight I'd like to see. :)

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