Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
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Comments (107)
stephanie911_fml 0
Get a shock collar_
david000123 0
das what I said well tazzerd him.lol
Grimmerie 31
shock collars are ridiculously cruel. if you can't control a dog without electrocuting him, you simply shouldn't own a dog.
GARCYA23 0
niceee
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
haha thats quite funny! try make sure if you ever get another dog its not soo heavy.....and maybe train the one you have :)
Fruit_Dealer 9
What do you mean FML ? Its free workout !
Geekstazz8 4
Buy a cat. problem solved.
mk58 31
**to
david000123 0
**** I would of tazzerd his ass...:)
EliseAqua 0
*tasered OR tased
zachboss 0
how's that an fml?
david000123 0
cuz it is just is...•_•
DaiCarmuhh 6
I think he was trying to get some, if you know what I mean
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
That's a sight I'd like to see. :)