Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while dogsitting for a friend, I took their overly excitable dog to the park. The moment I unleashed him, he bolted, and I ended up chasing him for what felt like miles. When I finally caught him, I was covered in mud and my pants had a huge tear in them. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML
Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.
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Comments (107)
LexusRenee 6
i know how you feel . try the same situation but with a 4 yr old pit bull
burritobitch 0
i have to do that everyday with my 85 pound dog . and im only 11!
mubaki 18
that image made me lol
aloha31 6
usually labs are very obedient. obviously yours just enjoys making you his bitch! lol
Mome_Rath 0
It's BURNESE mountain dog. Just saying.
4ll4b0utm3 0
yeah I would have left his ass there pshhh...>.>
jamesavantis 0
that's happened to me. dig died 6 months later. 11 years old :(
deniser 1
my dog does the same damn thing
xlyilyixbabyx 0
omg that's happened to me...except w a 70 pound German Shepherd. and I'm only 15 and 110 pounds myself!
xchyennex 0
my dog tries the same thing sometimes..he's almost as big too, but I just make him take baby steps home.
breathemein 10
I'm 81 pounds loool....