Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!
xlord 27
Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....
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Comments (137)
ForeverAloneGal 23
Extra body parts are great! You should be happy. I'm proud of my extra spleen.
The_F3rris 11
People cant see your extra spleen.
Meow_Bitches 7
I have no words...........
redmane 21
You have 4 words.
Meow_Bitches 7
Touche :P
xXRaider68Xx 2
51 shuld tell it again if it's that cool a story.
olpally 33
Sounds like the beginning of a doctor/patient kinky fetish porno... Yikes.. Can that be removed? *goes to google*
MetallicaFTW 16
Careful what you wish for....
jose562 5
Is it huge? Now people can motorboat your underarm
DuRpY 5
You tell me. How big is a pea?
The_F3rris 11
Don't be so serious and just enjoy the mental image of someone motor-boating an armpit.
DuRpY 5
I always thought the pea-sized bump on my arm is my bicep. Now I'm not so sure.
hotshot2626 9
Sounds very titillating, OP.
rosaaaa_fml 6
Haha
fyreprincess 3
very punny! good one!
gottawanna 2
At least it's not on your forehead.
escobar07 10
Can I touch it