Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!
xlord 27
Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....
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Comments (137)
Kiki242 19
Just be thankful that it isn't cancer. Perhaps you can get it surgically removed.
LoveMay 10
Yes you can. I used to have one also under my armpit and I had go get a surgery to remove it. But they didn't take it out completely so there is still some parts in there but it doesn't show.
killmeslowly5 5
Or just rub it until it makes it's way to your boobs ha jk I'd say surgery is best.
DocBastard 40
Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!
bestnameright 14
The more the merrier!
StrangeDuckling 9
Lol, I see what you did there... "TOTAL RECALL"!!!! Arnold pwns!!
JayBear14 11
My bf and I got our friend a three breasted alien blowup doll for graduation and he loved it, so plenty of guys can get into that stuff ;)
NashyzzleTheN 10
That's a really interesting place for a boob
retrorewind 13
three **** a charm
ShyAnn29 15
You're unique, that's not a bad thing!
LoveMay 10
It is when it's about having an extra boob.
ShyAnn29 15
It is only pea sized, if it were any bigger it would be a bad thing, but I doubt it's very noticeable to others.
alwayswinning123 7
I didn't even know this was possible..
Psych101 9
Although if OP has three of them, I don't think she would want all three of them to get bigger. Might be kinda weird if she had a big third breast that everyone would notice.
Steffi 26
Big boobs sag more, and earlier, give you back pain, make sports harder, and more uncomfortable, not to mention you can go without a bra less. I wouldn't wish for bigger boobs if I were you.
Mauskau 36
Very true. I'm only 16 and my right boob already tries to sag because it's a 34DD. My left boob is a 34C-D depending on the bra. I wear supportive bras and wear a bra all day until I go to bed. I can't wear baggy clothes without looking fat and I can't go braless in a dress. I hate it.
annie_nk 23
Maybe if OP is an A cup, wishing for bigger boobs is totally normal.
XxQueenofPuppets 10
As a 34DD I HATE the feeling of going bra-less =/
ShyAnn29 15
I'm a 38DD, I hate the feeling of going braless also!
peachyFML 17
When did everyone suddenly get the same size breasts as me? Half the time I have to special order bras!
MonsterCommenter 4
Your growing a third boob. Everybody loves boobies.
bananagrams 9
Not pea sized boobies
KiddNYC1O 22
Or third ones for that matter.
rahrah765765 11
Or third ones that are pea sized.
perdix 31
The easiest way to get more **** is to go lesbian. Of course, you will only be borrowing the extra ****, not actually owning them, but that's much cheaper than a boob job.