By Dreadge - Israel
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
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  redsox4021  |  0

yo g I be wonding de same thang. son u be axing fo trouble goin to de park wit yo fam. they be always embarssing you son go wit yo peeps homie dats de wey te go

By  Sirin_fml  |  46

I can just see this happening; a huge Jamaican-style guy with dreadlocks, smoking a joint the size of a rolled-up newspaper getting both cock-blocked and praised as an angel by his tiny, frail old mother.

  Sirin_fml  |  46

It's a strange world, but that would add to the scene, wouldn't it?

Maybe if he was drowning in fake gold chains, other bling, and packing some obvious heat, it'd be more plausible...?

... Nah.