FML : Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this,...

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Dreadge - / Friday 15 January 2010 19:37 / Israel

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By perdix | 29

#776996 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:53

Your mom is just dreadful.

By txgirl09 | 5

#776988 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:51

Oh parents. They're too much.

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By txgirl09 | 5

#776988 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:51

Oh parents. They're too much.

brigittebabe09 | 0

#777337 - Saturday 16 January 2010 5:20

lmfao! parents always have to ruin things.

flakes_fml | 0

#972358 - Thursday 1 April 2010 2:56

ydi for having a mom

rwac07 | 0

#982609 - Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:03

ahh shit, ur black aren't u op (no racism intended)

By dylan211996 | 0

#776993 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:52

ok bro y was u wit cha moma at da amuzement park

C4R0L1N3 | 0

#777002 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:54

I kind of want to kill you. Use your English.

saranottelling | 7

#777025 - Saturday 16 January 2010 2:03

cuz he waz der wit his family at da amuzement park, spending sum time wit dem.
(I'm practicing my bad spelling and sentence structure)

Mest_Is_Wicked | 0

#777204 - Saturday 16 January 2010 3:52

suck a dick, choke on it, and die.

Crasken | 0

#777343 - Saturday 16 January 2010 5:22

you'd just love seeing him do that wouldn't you

itskaleebaby | 0

#777499 - Saturday 16 January 2010 7:18

I totally agree. Use proper English please.

whataloadofbull | 0

#777992 - Saturday 16 January 2010 16:14

cmon, they're just imitating the way how black people talk.. after all, them blacks are the only ones with "cute" dreads

baby_val | 0

#903387 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:56

wow.. bitchy much

depotst | 0

#979425 - Tuesday 13 April 2010 12:54

lmao I thought the same thing

redsox4021 | 0

#986101 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 0:46

yo g I be wonding de same thang. son u be axing fo trouble goin to de park wit yo fam. they be always embarssing you son go wit yo peeps homie dats de wey te go

zakh508 | 0

#989638 - Sunday 9 May 2010 5:38

hellz yah, tell 'im

lookslikemohamme | 0

#1009324 - Thursday 27 May 2010 9:53

hay redsox u spelt trubble liek a dumass

nebula748 | 14

#1355628 - Sunday 5 September 2010 13:18

Don't you mean, "ay me breda, why you dun go to da' 'musemen' park, seen?"

B47m4n | 0

#2662677 - Saturday 11 June 2011 21:07

how are u gunna come up and say that all black people talk like that, thats just ignorant you moron

Lawlihearttigers | 5

#3408221 - Sunday 9 October 2011 6:46

Stupid. Just stupid.

trueblue170 | 13

#4565681 - Thursday 14 June 2012 12:06

#2 - I'm very tempted to throw a dictionary at you, good sir.

By perdix | 29

#776996 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:53

Your mom is just dreadful.

RandomFool | 5

#777222 - Saturday 16 January 2010 4:06

How Punny

bridgette5866 | 0

#856456 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:20

Hahahaha. Puns make me literally LOL.

By Sirin_fml | 46

#777003 - Saturday 16 January 2010 1:54

I can just see this happening; a huge Jamaican-style guy with dreadlocks, smoking a joint the size of a rolled-up newspaper getting both cock-blocked and praised as an angel by his tiny, frail old mother.

Neferria | 0

#777036 - Saturday 16 January 2010 2:07

In Israel, no less.

Sirin_fml | 46

#777044 - Saturday 16 January 2010 2:11

It's a strange world, but that would add to the scene, wouldn't it?

Maybe if he was drowning in fake gold chains, other bling, and packing some obvious heat, it'd be more plausible...?

... Nah.