Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!
xlord 27
Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....
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Comments (137)
swagisforchumps 9
Dreams really do come true!
iiAntheA17 7
And you are an idiot!
B3Y0ND 3
33- Well, that was unnecessary.
retrorewind 13
you'll be thanking God for the extra one if you have triplets some day
paijus 0
Why would you wish for more... Is two not enough? Don't you mean bigger?
bananagrams 9
Yes, she means bigger
theluckyones 10
I don't know, Total Recall chick looked pretty amazing with the 3 boobs...
Dcm210 19
maybe get a second opinion,I hope everything works in your favor.
Kn0wledge123 21
Anyone notice comments 1-9 got thumbed down?
Grimmerie 31
Yes, because we have eyes.
Kn0wledge123 21
Cool story bro.
zombiekitten87 12
That's peculiar
TheSasmaster 9
Don't worry OP, when my doctor told me I had a third AND a fourth nipple, I didn't like it either .__.
gc327072 31
19- then it would just look like one of those disgusting black-death buboes, of course it'd be weird as hell!
bananagrams 9
So... Do you need a specialized bra for that?
ShyAnn29 15
I doubt it since it's pea sized
neurodoc 1
Of only ur partner had three hands..... (it would take only 2/3rds the time to get to the big O) Don't worry OP it is not an uncommon condition. If functional it might be just an annoyance when you have a baby and you are nursing.. Is all.