Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!
xlord 27
Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....
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Comments (137)
MrsAlexander83 10
I've actually never heard of that. Could it possibly just be a cyst?! I would get a second opinion...
elikaas 10
I agree I'd get a second opinion too I've never heard of it ever.
momo1972 3
Damn your picky. You really should be specific in your requests
gallopinghorses 3
Ew
japtap81 16
If its that huge of a problem just get it removed. Stop bitching! Atleast it's tiny that u can just say its a skin tag. Nobody is perfect unless ur made of plastic or most parts are plastic
924halle 8
Well 90 surgery wouldn't you be kinda weirded out if you had an extra boob? An surgery isn't cheap, and I'm not sure but it might count as cosmetic surgery, so insurance wouldnt pay for it. Besides, all FMLs are people bitching, that's the funny part :P if they were serious they wouldn't be funny
FireFlie07 20
Big breasts are not something to wish for. Trust someone who's gone through breast reduction.
captain__jj 5
They are for some people.
Dayzha 0
Awww That Sucks :(
Sharkitaxrscary 12
Maybe you'll get that job at Hooters you've always wanted now! You go girl!
TheNewGuy03 29
It could be worse, I suppose. Your doctor could have resorted to calling you "Tri-*******."
Leashaness 5
I'm the OP, and the 3rd boob is no more! It was injected with numbing liquid then burned off & cauterized. All better :) And I'm still saving up for my boob job.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's awesome. Maybe you can keep it in a jar as a memento? :P
astralvagan 20
111, that might be one of the most disturbing things I've read on here in a while.....
japtap81 16
Didn't cost that much did it?? As long as it wasn't a working boob it was easily removable. If it was that easy I'm sure the doctor was joking about it being a boob. My doctor did that when I had two irritated skin tags under both my arms, he took both of them off after I couldn't do it properly with a blade.
ForgeAndGred 2
Its a Nubbin!