Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Am I being Punk'd?
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Creepy nevertheless
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Are you sure?
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Breakdown
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
What even is normal?
Today, after months and months of trying to get my blood pressure back up to normal, and try to get back to optimal health, my doctor told me I'll never get better for the rest of my life. FML
Lightweight
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
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krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
illusong 16
Very unprofessional of him and I thought most doctors are mature...
valabruquah 17
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d4m4s74 12
Nope, they are all big children. But most at least pretend to be mature.
howsthisforaname 34
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This is a case where you can sue and should at the very least report him. He put you through emotional trauma for his own entertainment which is unacceptable for anyone but for a doctor it's grounds to loose his licence.
VanOBrien 14
Doctor wouldn't lose their license over this, you Ambulance Chaser. And unless you already have a life threatening illness, you're going to have a breakdown in the office like this? Even if you have crippling anxiety, which believe me I know all about, this sounds like the reaction of a hypochondriac. Was this professional behaviour? No, apparently not in this case. Although, I'm sure the doctor didn't expect you to react the way you did. They very likely thought they could, though. Instead of going through litigation and in the long run raising the rates for everyone due to increased malpractice insurance; leave this doctor's practice and find another one that suits you better. I wouldn't think that they'll get much more than a slap on the wrist, so I wouldn't hold my breath about getting rich from closing this practice.
justtheotherguy 12
What is you really had a couple weeks even after iron deficiency ? The doctor tried to keep you happy for these couple weeks I guess
rt58killer10 20
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EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
GraceyBlueEyes 13
He's probably not.
EggsinaBasket 9
I wonder if there is a word for what he is doing. Oh right. Joking. Sure he may have let it go to far. But he was still joking.
Danny_Boy12 13
That was a killer joke... Funny? No, whatever
DocBastard 38
He's allowed to say whatever he wants. And then the patient is just as allowed to fire his obnoxious ass for acting so unprofessionally. I make jokes with my patients when the time is right. But NEVER about death.
stephypop 13
I would definitely change doctors if mine made a joke about death.
R3TROxLOV3 32
27, that's like me jokingly attempting to push someone down a flight of stairs and then exclaiming "it was just a prank!" when they get pissed off at me for even jokingly doing something like that. It doesn't negate the fact that it was super inappropriate and potentially harmful to the recipient of my "prank". I may not have intended to truly hurt them, but that's still what happened.
gjikvtj 18
Wait guys I need like 30 minutes to comprehend #68
EXOPH 8
#86 Her comment is pretty easy to comprehend. She said that even if it was meant as a joke, it is still harmful to the recepient.
R3TROxLOV3 32
86, need me to write you a step by step guide? While I'm doing that, I suggest you go back to elementary school to work on your reading comprehension, as it's clearly lacking.
HanBroman 20
No #26 I think the word you're looking for is lying
kawaiichick 9
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Immature and unprofessional. Shame on the doctor. Anemia is common with low iron, just remember to pair it with lots of fruits and veggies as well.
salamander461 11
Yep, the vitamin C helps with the iron absorption! I don't know why physicians frequently forget to tell patients this.
EverestMelting 23
Honestly, that's crude and very unusual for a professional doctor to joke around as such to one of his or her patients. Sorry for the experience.
Kamon97 23
Time to find a new doctor ._.
AllStache 11
Find a new doctor because of a joke???
ElricMustang 23
Yes, of course. I wouldn't stay if my doctor is gonna joke to me about death; that's not funny
hulopro 16
I'm all up for a joke but he went too far
Steve95401 49
Doctors should not be joking with patients about life and death matters. What he did was thoroughly unprofessional.
jarrettd 27
That's messed up, well look on the bright side at least you aren't dying.
MuffinOfSuccess 18
And on the down side she has an ass hole for a doctor.
snorgia 11
Technically we're all dying
interesting33 36
Speak for yourself.. :P
Metagame 12
It is a natural fact that we are all dying. Why should he just speak for himself?
interesting33 36
I was joking. Yes we are all going to die :)
aktail01 10
Reasons why I can't be a doctor
ohSNAPyall 26
You're not cruel enough?
martin8337 35
Love a doctor with a sense of humor.
91hayek 31
Well if you can laugh at your own impending mortality, hat's off to you sir. If someone told me I was dying the last thing I would want to do is laugh about it
Brandi_Faith 33
Having health issues and having been around doctors my entire life I agree that I like a doctor with a sense of humour, although yes, this doctor took it way too far. About 2/3 of the doctors I've met, and I've met a lot, have no bedside manner. I get that it's rough dealing with sick people day in and day out, and their schedules are insanely busy, but anyone having to go to the doctor doesn't want to be there and being nice, or making jokes, doesn't hurt.
Blackhawk706 23
Might you be living in the world of the Simpsons?
Godsofdracos 15
I would've guessed the doc from family guy...
WMFG16 14
family guy would've actually would've made since. the first made none
iLike2Teabag 27
Made "since". Oh, the iron-y is killing me.
Blackhawk706 23
The doctor in the Simpsons has a tendency to amuse himself at the expense of the patients.