Unrequited seduction technique

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 16:00 - United States - Morganville

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Today, I wanted to entice my crush by being sexy and coy, so I texted him that I wasn't wearing any underwear. He immediately blocked me. FML
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mike3775 35

I blocked a female coworker at my current job for doing it. She is lucky I didn’t report it to HR to be honest. If a man can’t send a text like that to a woman, why would a woman think it’s ok to do it to a man?

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Anderling 32

That’s not “coy”, chief, that’s harrassment.

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Anderling 32

That’s not “coy”, chief, that’s harrassment.

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mike3775 35

I blocked a female coworker at my current job for doing it. She is lucky I didn’t report it to HR to be honest. If a man can’t send a text like that to a woman, why would a woman think it’s ok to do it to a man?

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RichardPencil 30

That's the most sterile, cold way to get rejected by your crush. Now you know you need to move on. Surely, some guy is going to be turned on by that.

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Jesse Duff 15

"obligatory" Hey, how you doin? but yeah, you cant just put that out there, mostly because if it goes wrong, you can turn it around as sexual harrasment.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

That's something you say after you're in a relationship, not when trying to get in one.

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