Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, after months and months of trying to get my blood pressure back up to normal, and try to get back to optimal health, my doctor told me I'll never get better for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
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Comments (179)
RandomPrius 15
Really he's not joking, we all have seconds, days, weeks, months to live
Pixiecrack 11
I'm sorry OP but at least u have a doctor with a sense of humor
lina21 12
Lawsuit...see how funny he finds that, even with a jk at the end
Syruphs 17
People are so money hungry now a days that when they get the chance they just want to sue everybody . Relax. Have a good time cause either way when you die you're not gonna take any of the materialistic things you own with you
btrag97 13
Thank you!
btrag97 13
I bet all you people who are bitching that he's a bad doctor for playing a joke would be bitching if your doctor was some boring old man who just tries and rushes you out, I think he's cool
Donkness 9
Dr. Hartman?
lord_meloetta 20
That's what I thought
jessieforever218 4
Omg what a dick
vlalam 24
lol.. at least now u will appreciate life more and will use ur time wisely with the People that matted the most to u... on the other hand, that doc is funny and knows how to use his powers ;) glad u r alright buddy
14tali 11
I'm sure he's not supposed to do that. I think it's time to find a new doctor.
FroggerForReal 11
you should probably change doctors and that wasn't funny because no one really expects a doctor to say that