Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, after months and months of trying to get my blood pressure back up to normal, and try to get back to optimal health, my doctor told me I'll never get better for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
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Comments (179)
HoranHugs 7
What the hell? How is allowed to say such a thing? God! Time to find a new doctor or report him.
xSavaqee 12
Not all doctors are professional. Most , NOT all, sre out for just the money. so of course they will just joke around.
Mr_OMG_WTF 10
That my friend is called a lawsuit
Mr_OMG_WTF 10
Yeah because I love it when my doctor tells me I'm going to die. It's a major lawsuit man, happens all the time.
iloveryan052710 8
I agree with you. sounds like a law suit. I have never sued any one so. ..... but that's not something you joke about
World_Burner 13
I await the day when I can sue stupid people for stupid lawsuits. I'll be like Robin Hood! lol
weveallbeenthere 30
wow, not cool, but still funny.
crushcrusher 33
what? are doctors allowed to do that? that's pretty disturbing
harmtouch16 11
There is no way this FML is true. A doctor would open themselves up to a giant lawsuit for emotional distress by doing something so stupid.
Queenie2014 11
Your doctor is a ******* twat!
aznmuffin44 12
sorry about that OP : he is definitely not a mature doctor.
harmtouch16 11
I'm sorry but I'm finding this very hard to believe. No doctor in his right mind would open himself or herself up to a lawsuit by making such a sick joke. It's more likely that you just thought this would make a good FML.
Syruphs 17
A little sense of humor is fine, I don't see why people make it a big deal. Atleast be glad he didn't joke about you living but then having a few weeks till you die.
91hayek 31
Don't worry as long as you owe him money he'll keep tacking on months at the end.
RedPillSucks 31
Pretend to have a heart attack, then when he sweats, thinking he might have gone too far, say "just kidding" and find a new doctor. That was not an appropriate topic or time for humor.